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Danny calls to get people to vote for President Obama

Obama is a Jew



(President Obama is a Sephardic Jew!!)

Danny looks at a name he has to call to get support for President Obama.
It's "Wang," and he can't read the second name."

He says to himself...

"Self... I wonder if I should call him Mr. Wang, or ask him his last name."
So he calls the man from PeeKing...I mean Peking.

Ring....ring....

Wang: "Hello."

Danny: "I'm sorry but are you Wang?"

Wang, Hung Lo:
"No...I'm Hung Lo."

Danny:
"Sir...please...your dick, I mean genital size is TMI, too much information.
I am just calling to encourage you to vote for the President."
Can you tell me whom you are?"

Wang:
"I am Hung Lo."

Danny:
"Sir....please....I am not interested in your genital size!! It's not relevant to the election.

Wang: "There is an erection isn't there.?"

Danny:
"Please...again sir....don't bring UP your genitalia."

Wang:
"I didn't. I just said that I am Hung Lo."

Danny:
"I'm just curious. Are you "Hung Lo"....I mean your dick...I mean your erection?"

Wang:
"What does the election have to do with my name?"

Danny:
"But you are "Hung Lo...right?"

Wang:
Right.

Danny:
"So how long?"

Wang:
"You mean how long have I been a voting citizen? Well about 12."

Danny:
"12 inches? "

Wang:
"What? That's weird. I've been a citizen for 12 years."

Danny:
"Is your Wang....I mean penus 12.? I mean 12 inches."

Wang:
"What? What does my genitaria size have to do with the erection?"

Danny:
"Is your election...I mean erection 12 inches?"

Wang:
"Please stop talking about my election?"

Danny:
"I'm not fricken talking about the election. You said you are "Hung Lo." That's your erection."

Wang:
"That's right....I am Hung Lo."

Danny:
"But how long have you been that?"

Wang:
"I've been voting for about 12 years."

Danny:"I don't give a shit about your voting.
I want to know how long your pecker...I mean erection is."


Wang:
click. (hangs up)

Danny:
"Herro....Herro."


Copyright: 2012 Seymour LipSchitz S.Harvith productions Incorporated.


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