Trump: I'll break it and then claim credit for almost fixing it
Trump is a man of unlimited unnecessary words and no real new action. His reusable plan of action is always the same - let's take something that is working but might need improvement, let's totally destroy it, and then restore it close to what it was. And now claim credit for fixing a problem that didn't exist in the first place. That's the blueprint for how to fuck up a country, and the world, one step at a time.
Don't believe me? Just think about it for a second. Health care reform? Not really. His plan was to... continue reading
Trump tripping on acid again
Just as Democrats thought they had managed to do some sort of deal with Trump, Trump gets high and starts doing what he does best again - trying to sh...
Jimmy Kimmel's Trump monologue
On Tuesday Jimmy Kimmel took the stage for the opening monologue of his nightly show. What he said about Trump is what everyone should listen, whether...
Trump afraid Mueller investigation will look into his tax returns Trump, desperate for fame, fakes Time magazine covers with his own picture
Trump's team is doing its best to block the special counsel Robert S. Mueller III's Russia investigation. Part of what he seems to be worried about is that Mueller would be able to access several years of his tax returns, something he has never been ready to actually do, although he has promised to do it a number of ti... continue reading
Donald Trump's wall problems
(And this shit is not even made up)
The president from the movie Idiocracy who we call Trump, the man so desperate for fame and his cover on Time magazine, has made his own fake covers and put them on display at his company's golf clubs.
Time magazine has now asked the Trump Organization to remove the bad fake co... continue reading
Trump and America: A Made Match?
Donald Trump, the unfortunate 45th president of the United States, as one of his main promises to the people who elected him, he said that he will build a "big, beautiful wall," so beautiful that even Ivanka is nothing next to it.
The man who most likely came straight out from the movie Idiocracy, wants to build the... continue reading
From the mouth of a man who could be the next President of the USA...
There has been a furious battle cry from protestors, the media, and the internet due to the inauguration of President Trump. Executive orders have been passed to construct the wall on the Mexican border and to repeal the Affordable Care Act (the replacement is under construction). Trump has not stopped harnessing the p... continue reading
On the 8th November, US voters head to the polls to vote in the 58th quadrennial U.S. presidential election. There are 5 candidates, however only two front runners, and one of those is none other than Donald John Trump, Businessman, Television personality and now, scarily, Politician. Has there ever been a time where t... continue reading
Donald Trump is the Republican nominee for President. 3 years ago that could have been the title of an article for The Onion. Today, it's just a state...
Sir, sir!, A scrawny, unassuming intern with thick glasses pines for his excellency's attentions over some meaningless diversion. Our great commander ...
Why are people booing?
That was the number one most googled phrase of the night during CBS’s broadcast of the ninth Republican Debate.
Requiem for a Means-Test
The recently and unfortunately re-elected Governor of my state yesterday signed into law a policy that would require drug testing on welfare recipient...
Is the West to blame for Ukraine?
In a recent article at the foreignaffairs.com, John J. Mearsheimer blames the West and the U.S. in the problems in Ukraine. He says that Putin, in thi...
Welcome to Egypt
When you're thinking about Egypt and its current turmoil, consider this - the country is split into 4 somewhat balanced powers, almost equal in their ...
Digging Their Own Graves
The Progressive Conservative party of Canada has, as of late, been buried up to their necks in scandals and cynical reactions from onlookers witnessin...
Finally in Big news
Finally in big news, the countries of the world are finally realizing that they are being spied on by the American government via the NSA. Figured now...
The global Chinese puppet theater
China has been rumbling away for the past decade like an unstoppable fiscal tank, diversifying, purchasing debt, expanding their military and talking ...
The looming sequestration, which threatens to cause hundreds of thousands of Government employees to lose their jobs and otherwise wreak all sorts of ...
How close is Big Brother?
Are our governments actually trying to protect us from a looming threat, or are our governments themselves breaching our privacy in the name of some h...
Fighting The Obvious
For years I've wondered why conservatives like myself seem to be at such a disadvantage.
Abraham Lincoln: Literally Hitler
If you asked your average American who the top 3 US Presidents of all time are, I'd bet that one of the answers would be Abraham Lincoln. But the fact...
United State of Whatever
Elections aren't for everyone. Politics in general really. But it's just one hell of a pain in the ass to avoid.
Latino is the New Black
The results are in, and to no ones surprise, Latino’s overwhelmingly voted to put Barack Obama back into office for another four years.
Election has been brutal. Feet are tired, knuckles hurt, throats are dry, fingers throb and brains are pounding. Friendships have ended, families have...
A Republic of Rape
The republican party treats a grieves crime as rape justifiable and how women have no rights in their ideal world.
The Biggest Scam Ever Played
Looking back at President Obama’s first term, can we, as a nation, honestly assess exactly what he’s accomplished, and more importantly, what he hasn’...
The Lesser of Two Evils
If your main argument for choosing Barack Obama or Mitt Romney for president has anything to do with one being less evil then the other, I'm so glad y...
To Hell with the Facts!
With the 2012 Presidential Election looming, the subject on your mind at this moment is probably the future of this country.
What happens in Vegas
Las Vegas exists solely as a stereotype of itself so that you and I can afford to lose a thousand bucks on slot machines, vomit in public elevators an...
The Numbers of a Sure Loser
As most of us have noticed over the last couple of weeks, the economic numbers coming out of Washington have appeared overly, and oddly, positive.
An Ugly Theory of Reality
"We are gathering here to participate in this noble gesture and help everyone who needs it. Our politicians have given up half their salaries for the ...
Bye, Bye Big Bird
Even those of us who didn’t tune into the presidential debate or those who did and fell asleep already know that Romney wants to cut off Big Bird’s he...
Hannity does it Again
Fox News’s Sean Hannity goes wild over a 2007 Obama speech that had gotten enough and more press during the 2008 election, but not according to him.