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Waking, driving and the magic of relief
Every morning at about 7am, my five year old daughter wakes me up with a cuddle. This is by far my favourite time of the day. I then stagger out of bed over the protestation of muscles I never knew I had but that seem determined nonetheless to remind me that today is going to suck. Meanwhile, my daughter has sprung out of the bed as if she was wearing pajamas with rockets standard. And she wakes happy. Not adult version "I'm going to be positive today" bullshit type happy either. I mean, cocaine addled purple unico... continue reading
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There's Something About Midgets
There's just something very likeable about Midgets. Now, I know that 'Midgets' isn't politically correct and that they prefer to be called dwarves or ...

Syria vs. Syria?
Last week, the devastation of a chemical attack in Syria was covered in the news. The story was presented by news media as an attack of a rebel group ...

Lamar Odom: It's a slippery Slope
On the morning of August 30th, 2013, basketball player and more notably Kardashian husband, Lamar Odom was pulled over for reckless driving. After bei...

Think of Rachel
Rachel Jeantel doesn't care if you don't like her. She doesn't care if you think she is disrespectful. She doesn't care that she can't read cursive an...

Are We Too Connected?
Being in my late 20s, I feel like I am at least somewhat on the cutting edge of technology and social media. I use Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Googl...

RIOT in Turkey
Angry is about the only way I can describe how I felt after I heard this on the news; a quote from Reccep Tayyip Ergodan, the current Prime Minister o...

Finally in Big news
Finally in big news, the countries of the world are finally realizing that they are being spied on by the American government via the NSA. Figured now...

Rant
If you're anything like me, you worry considerably about the state in which we live. We live in a world of near absolute chaos, with an incredibly sma...

Climate Change, Climate Shmange
After a 20 year study, Dr. Melton J. McFickletter, PhD, Associate Professor of Environmental Science at the renowned Bigelow Institute, declared that ...
Has racism evolved?
Welcome to the age where you can read all your magazines on an iPad, where cars talk to you and tell you which way to go, where toilets flush themselves, and where your phones can do everything, including your taxes. Seems like we are living in the future, but it's not as advanced as we would like to think.

Despite... continue reading
In Gosh We Trust
Holy cow! My word! Jiminy Crickets! When something surprising or unbelievable happens, what's your go-to phrase of exclamation? Over the past few years, I've adopted a conservative, "Oh my goodness!" as opposed to the previous, "Oh my God!" One of the Ten Commandments states, "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord t... continue reading
The global Chinese puppet theater
China has been rumbling away for the past decade like an unstoppable fiscal tank, diversifying, purchasing debt, expanding their military and talking to any who will listen about their role as a world leader.

On the financial front, many news pundits and financial advisors have backed their claims, pointing out that... continue reading
How close is Big Brother?
Big Brother is Watching.

Wire-taps, SMS text message interception through radio waves, fusion centers, internet surveillance, facial recognition technologies. It all sounds like something right out of a sci-fi.

However, this tech is all in frequent use, and keeps growing and expanding with new breakthroughs occur... continue reading
Fighting The Obvious
For years I've wondered why conservatives like myself seem to be at such a disadvantage at selling our ideas of limited-government, self-reliance and founding principles to the public at large.

We always seem to be playing catch-up, desperately trying to sell our ideas as the most in tune with natural law, constitut... continue reading

Human rights is a Worker's Fight!
The Australian Labor movement and, I suspect, the Democratic movement in the United States, has been a victim of its successes.

3 Reasons You're Probably Indoctrinated
Think of television, education, and politics.

It's Sex, It's free, why not?
A new app that's taking the cell phone generation to a new level of loneliness.

AMURICA the BYUTIFEL
America doesn't seem to be able to spell.

More Shit That Just Pisses Me Off
And there's a lot of it...

Rape in America
Why is the subject of rape divisive? It sure as hell shouldn't be. Rape is something that I am pretty sure is accepted as something that is morally an...

Really? James Dobson blames gays, abortion for shootings
James Dobson, the founder of the social conservative Focus on the Family, blames Americans who have turned their back on God for the shootings.

God vs. Mental Illness
Twenty-seven people have paid the price for our country's mistakes.

The Hubris of Man
You can pass law after law in attempting to correct the ills, but it will never solve the problem.

Banned!
If the sole purpose of a firearm is mass murder, it should be banned from civilian ownership.

The Fiscal Cliff Notes
My wife thinks our family budget is nearing the "Fiscal Cliff" because we can’t afford her buying brand new $100 shoes once a month.

Oh Bill Maher, There You Go Again...
Even the high and mighty have their biases. Here is Bill Maher on the Jewish Journal thinking he's being factual on the Israel/Palestine conflict...

Hey Hostess, You Can Eat My Twinkie
Hostess did one better and "Ate the Union's Lunch."

Should the government do more to discourage cigarette smoking?
The government should seriously think what they have to do to reduce this plague.

The X-Factor - polishing turds for our consumption
Each year The X-Factor pulls turds off the street and polishes them. But how long before the shine wears off and the turd shows through?

Masochism Is Not a Crime
Adults can't buy and sell sex?

An End to the Marijuana Prohibition?
With weed being legalized recreationally in two states (though one with many restrictions), will weed someday be federally legal?

Church & State: (Not) A Love Story
Like white on rice. The sticky kind.

What is this country coming too?
Is this going to fizzle out soon, or is this just the tip of the ice burgh?

Libertarianism: The Cult
David Koresh ain't got shit on us!

Abraham Lincoln: Literally Hitler
Before you run out and see Lincoln, you should read about how much of a douche he was!

The Sick Truth Behind Washington's Attempt to Legalize Pot
Initiative 502 will actually make Cannabis more illegal by legalizing it. The driving policies especially could end up sending innocent people to jail...

The Communist Ideal
Both Capitalism and Communism are context-specific. In environments of scarcity, capitalism reigns supreme. In environments of abundance, capitalism m...

The Love Agenda
I have yet to hear or read a satisfactory reason as to why a same-sex couple does not have all the rights enjoyed by a straight couple.

Why We Aren’t As Progressive As We Think We Are
A very wise family member said, "Well, I guess the country was more prepared for a black man to lead than a woman."

United State of Whatever
Elections aren't for everyone. Politics in general really. But it's just one hell of a pain in the ass to avoid.

On Election Day, 47% was the Majority
The "47%" consist of those people who think life is unfair and they want government to make it fair.

Latino is the New Black
The results are in, and to no ones surprise, Latino’s overwhelmingly voted to put Barack Obama back into office for another four years.

Buckle Your Bible-Belt
Here in the south, people support their britches with a good ol' bible-belt.

So...Now What?
Election has been brutal. Feet are tired, knuckles hurt, throats are dry, fingers throb and brains are pounding. Friendships have ended, families have...

Will The World End In 2012?
The world is predicted to end in just two months!

WE WARNED YOU!
A look forward into the next four years…

Voting and Shitty Restaurants: A Metaphor
Voting is stupid. Instead, you should take huge dumps.

So Many Broken Promises
The list of broken promises made by Mr. Obama goes to literally hundreds.

Romney wins the popular vote
Ok, Romney isn’t president – yet. But, being Halloween, I wanted to scare some liberals.

Is The Climate Change Fraud Finally Behind Us?
As we begin to assess the damage Sandy has caused, we sit and wait for the shitstorm to begin.

What the Hippies Taught America and How Occupy Didn’t Listen
They refused to play the government’s game and in doing so, they created the greatest counter-cultural movement in history.

A Republic of Rape
The republican party treats a grieves crime as rape justifiable and how women have no rights in their ideal world.

Scientology- Sponsored by the Federal Government
Make no mistake about it, Scientology is a huge, huge business.

Lance Armstrong Got Run Over
Seven-time Tour de France champion, Lance Armstrong, was run over this week.

I’m Tired of Our Love Affair with Teachers
Is there anyone else out there, like me, who is sick and tired of the national meme that teachers are sacrosanct and above all reproach?

Government and Alcohol – An Unseen Relationship
Government can be compared to alcohol. This is an attempt to understand that relationship.

V for Vendetta
Are the hackers modern Guy Fawkes, modern rebels?

Stop War. Stop the Troops. Stop Support.
Why should people support the military? This is a simple question, but at the same time, its implications are almost blasphemous.

The Biggest Scam Ever Played
Looking back at President Obama’s first term, can we, as a nation, honestly assess exactly what he’s accomplished, and more importantly, what he hasn’...

What We (Should Have) Learned From Sandusky
“Mommy, that old man touched me in a weird place.” “That’s impossible! The football team he helps coach wins a lot!”

Mitt Romney: Draft Dodger or Selfless servant of the Lord?
Ann Romney tries (again) to paint her husband as a selfless, giving individual.

Paul Ryan’s Single Chance to Redeem Himself
Paul Ryan called me today. I was about to hang up, but his was supposed to be a telephone Town Hall meeting with Congressman Paul Ryan.

To Hell with the Facts!
With the 2012 Presidential Election looming, the subject on your mind at this moment is probably the future of this country.

Governor Ladybinders Needs To Learn To Make His Own Dinner
So, women make $0.78 to every man’s dollar? And people are surprised by this?

Recycling - What A Waste
As I’m sure you can tell by my opening, I’m no fan of recycling, especially state-enforced recycling.

Of Binders and B.S.: Mitt Romney takes another swing at connecting with Americans for an epic miss
So, for those of us who live in caves Mitt Romney opened his mouth at the second Presidential Debate of 2012 last night and surprisingly, another load...

And the Debates Continue to Ignore Everything
So far in all debates between the candidates the issues that really matter have been absolutely ignored.

President Obama is a Racist
Why is Obama a racist? I don’t know. But, here are some classic examples of his blatant racism.

What Really Pisses me Off
Recycling, ribbons, politically uninformed, NFL players in Pink, pussies, face libertarians, what's do they have in common?

The Numbers of a Sure Loser
As most of us have noticed over the last couple of weeks, the economic numbers coming out of Washington have appeared overly, and oddly, positive.

Ethnic Dating in the Digital Age
Ms. Dalai Mismaladoop and Mr. Chang Choo Jones are two 40-year old virgins, who wear their anal promise rings with pride. Looking for love on line is...

The case of Mapp v. Ohio
In this outstanding case, the parties were the following: first as plaintiff, then as respondent was Ohio State, and on the other side first as defen...

An Ugly Theory of Reality
"We are gathering here to participate in this noble gesture and help everyone who needs it. Our politicians have given up half their salaries for the ...

One Debate, Two Candidates, and No Solutions
So a black guy and a Mormon walk onto a stage to convince everyone that they’re the best choice for President. The Mormon boasts of his magical underp...

Bye, Bye Big Bird
Even those of us who didn’t tune into the presidential debate or those who did and fell asleep already know that Romney wants to cut off Big Bird’s he...

Hannity does it Again
Fox News’s Sean Hannity goes wild over a 2007 Obama speech that had gotten enough and more press during the 2008 election, but not according to him.

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