The Anti-Bullying Movement: Fools and...Bullies?
There's an air of nobility that ebbs from the movement which seeks to decrease the incidences of bullying throughout the world (at least in places that are participating), but at the same time to its detriment, there's a rather amusing degree of hypocrisy to it as well. The nobility factor in opposing the objectively cruel act of bullying your fellow man doesn't extend far, since it eventually reaches the point of absurdity. After all, it is human god damn nature to be an asshole once in a while, so trying to act l... continue reading
There's Something About Midgets
There's just something very likeable about Midgets. Now, I know that 'Midgets' isn't politically correct and that they prefer to be called dwarves or ...
Bill O'Reilly - Moral Guardian: Humanizing Tony Soprano Digging Their Own Graves
Bill O'Reilly, the staunch defender of all things good and pure in the world today, is looking out for you, America! And what menace deserves his derisive, zealous eye of judgment? Well, none other than James Gandolfini, that's who!
Many of us have probably heard tell in the news and entertainment/media sections of ... continue reading
Rage Against the Capital Punishment Machine
The Progressive Conservative party of Canada has, as of late, been buried up to their necks in scandals and cynical reactions from onlookers witnessing the eventual train-wreck. And you know what? I love it. If this is what it takes to encourage voting citizens to stop voting Harper in as Prime Minister, then skies the... continue reading
Dumb Ingredients for a Dumber Consumer
You seem to be either for it, or against it; capital punishment, the great equalizer of individual cases against crimes of passion, has roused some of the most polarizing opinions on any subject. All of it is for good reason, too, because it's no laughing matter.
Instead of blithering on & on about the boring histor... continue reading
Climate Change, Climate Shmange
Chemicals! Additives! Preservatives! Names I can't pronounce! Soy! Peanuts! Nutritionists sound so smart & confident! Exclamation Points! Get on with it!
There's a growing trend amongst food product manufacturers & distributors, and it's setting a worse precedent than most consumers probably realize. That precedent... continue reading
After a 20 year study, Dr. Melton J. McFickletter, PhD, Associate Professor of Environmental Science at the renowned Bigelow Institute, declared that climate change is indeed, bad.
"Unless you love more frequent and stronger hurricanes, giant tornadoes, devastating tropical storms, rising seas levels, melting iceber... continue reading
In Gosh We Trust
Holy cow! My word! Jiminy Crickets! When something surprising or unbelievable happens, what's your go-to phrase of exclamation?
The global Chinese puppet theater
China has been rumbling away for the past decade like an unstoppable fiscal tank, diversifying, purchasing debt, expanding their military and talking ...
That Copyright Thing
Ever since the demise of Aaron Schwartz, faux moral guardians everywhere went on tirades around the internet about how copyright is so bad. Is it real...
Fighting The Obvious
For years I've wondered why conservatives like myself seem to be at such a disadvantage.
The Hunchback King
Known throughout history as the Hunchback King, recent events have brought this name-calling into controversy.
"Public calls! We've got the public on our side! Out of my way, guy with public opinion coming through!"
Kevin O'Leary: One Trick Pony
There are assholes, and then there are those who wish to be assholes. Kevin O'Leary is an obnoxious combination of both.
The Hubris of Man
You can pass law after law in attempting to correct the ills, but it will never solve the problem.
If the sole purpose of a firearm is mass murder, it should be banned from civilian ownership.
The Fiscal Cliff Notes
My wife thinks our family budget is nearing the "Fiscal Cliff" because we can’t afford her buying brand new $100 shoes once a month.
Oh Bill Maher, There You Go Again...
Even the high and mighty have their biases. Here is Bill Maher on the Jewish Journal thinking he's being factual on the Israel/Palestine conflict...
Abraham Lincoln: Literally Hitler
If you asked your average American who the top 3 US Presidents of all time are, I'd bet that one of the answers would be Abraham Lincoln. But the fact...
The Communist Ideal
Both Capitalism and Communism are context-specific. In environments of scarcity, capitalism reigns supreme. In environments of abundance, capitalism m...
The Love Agenda
I have yet to hear or read a satisfactory reason as to why a same-sex couple does not have all the rights enjoyed by a straight couple.
United State of Whatever
Elections aren't for everyone. Politics in general really. But it's just one hell of a pain in the ass to avoid.
Latino is the New Black
The results are in, and to no ones surprise, Latino’s overwhelmingly voted to put Barack Obama back into office for another four years.
Election has been brutal. Feet are tired, knuckles hurt, throats are dry, fingers throb and brains are pounding. Friendships have ended, families have...
A Republic of Rape
The republican party treats a grieves crime as rape justifiable and how women have no rights in their ideal world.
The Biggest Scam Ever Played
Looking back at President Obama’s first term, can we, as a nation, honestly assess exactly what he’s accomplished, and more importantly, what he hasn’...
To Hell with the Facts!
With the 2012 Presidential Election looming, the subject on your mind at this moment is probably the future of this country.
Recycling - What A Waste
As I’m sure you can tell by my opening, I’m no fan of recycling, especially state-enforced recycling.
What Really Pisses me Off
Recycling, ribbons, politically uninformed, NFL players in Pink, pussies, face libertarians, what's do they have in common?
The Numbers of a Sure Loser
As most of us have noticed over the last couple of weeks, the economic numbers coming out of Washington have appeared overly, and oddly, positive.
Ethnic Dating in the Digital Age
Ms. Dalai Mismaladoop and Mr. Chang Choo Jones are two 40-year old virgins, who wear their anal promise rings with pride. Looking for love on line is...
Bye, Bye Big Bird
Even those of us who didn’t tune into the presidential debate or those who did and fell asleep already know that Romney wants to cut off Big Bird’s he...
Hannity does it Again
Fox News’s Sean Hannity goes wild over a 2007 Obama speech that had gotten enough and more press during the 2008 election, but not according to him.