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John McCain's 2016 challenger urges him to resign because of brain cancer diagnosis
Kelli Ward, the osteopathic physician who failed to beat McCain in Republican primary in 2016, has urged McCain to resign after it was revealed McCain has an aggressive brain cancer.

She said that "I hope that Sen. McCain is going to look long and hard at this, that his family and advisers are going to look at this and they're going to advise him to step away as quickly as possible. So that the business of the country and the business of Arizona being represented at the federal level can move forward."

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I don't want your dick and I never will
No I'm not confused. No you can't watch. And no, your massive shaft won't make me straight.

Trump, desperate for fame, fakes Time magazine covers with his own picture
The president from the movie Idiocracy who we call Trump, the man so desperate for fame and his cover on Time magazine, has made his own fake covers a...

Why you should consider a small investment in a background checker?
One of the toughest things I find about being an employer, is knowing how to pick the right staff. I have honed my interview questions, I consider mys...

How to survive the binge drinking generation
If you are just considering alcoholism then this is for you.

Glen James - A Shining Example of Human Kindness & Honesty
Glen James; what a trooper. Homeless and living in shelters for the homeless, he'd otherwise have every reason to take whatever he could to get out of...

Canadian Gov't Gives Special Treatment to Private Corporation, Canadians Ecstatic!
Not that this hasn't happened before in Canadian economic & political history, but I digress. Verizon, a notably powerful ISP, TV, and Phone provider ...

Who's Rilin' Palin? Who's Even Listenin'?
Unfortunately, back in the circus that was the '08 United States Presidential Election, we, as a collective society, had to bear with more than the de...

Gays Are Not Declared Equal Under the Constitution?
Bill O'Reilly, of the cloth, of the order of defending Christmas from all who would ravage it, and of the school of thought which cherishes the Consti...

Bill O'Reilly - Moral Guardian: Humanizing Tony Soprano
Bill O'Reilly, the staunch defender of all things good and pure in the world today, is looking out for you, America! And what menace deserves his deri...
Think of Rachel
Rachel Jeantel doesn't care if you don't like her. She doesn't care if you think she is disrespectful. She doesn't care that she can't read cursive and she doesn't care that you think she is uneducated. She doesn't care that she can't read cursive because that hasn't mattered in her life thus far. She doesn't care that... continue reading
Digging Their Own Graves
The Progressive Conservative party of Canada has, as of late, been buried up to their necks in scandals and cynical reactions from onlookers witnessing the eventual train-wreck. And you know what? I love it. If this is what it takes to encourage voting citizens to stop voting Harper in as Prime Minister, then skies the... continue reading
Are We Too Connected?
Being in my late 20s, I feel like I am at least somewhat on the cutting edge of technology and social media. I use Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Google+, LinkedIn, and all the websites that keep everyone aware of what their friends are doing, feeling, and eating.

I dutifully report in 140 characters or less how I f... continue reading
Rage Against the Capital Punishment Machine
You seem to be either for it, or against it; capital punishment, the great equalizer of individual cases against crimes of passion, has roused some of the most polarizing opinions on any subject. All of it is for good reason, too, because it's no laughing matter.

Instead of blithering on & on about the boring histor... continue reading
Dumb Ingredients for a Dumber Consumer
Chemicals! Additives! Preservatives! Names I can't pronounce! Soy! Peanuts! Nutritionists sound so smart & confident! Exclamation Points! Get on with it!

There's a growing trend amongst food product manufacturers & distributors, and it's setting a worse precedent than most consumers probably realize. That precedent... continue reading

Climate Change, Climate Shmange
After a 20 year study, Dr. Melton J. McFickletter, PhD, Associate Professor of Environmental Science at the renowned Bigelow Institute, declared that ...

Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 5: This Guy is a Liar
William O'Reilly, 63, is a man of the cloth (for the most part) and a man of few rational quips on cable television. Year by year, he vigorously campa...

Does Monsanto Now Have a Vice Grip on the U.S.?
Good job, President Barrack Obama, you allowed the former attorney for Monsanto, Michael Taylor, to become commissioner of the FDA. Transparency be da...

Political Correctness, in Film Reviews!
On Thursday, March 21st, Karoli wrote what is titled, "Netflix CEO's Education Reform Views Sneak into House of Cards."

Steven Crowder - Moral Guardian: Men Shouldn't Hit Women!
Roll out the red carpet - Steven Crowder is on the scene!

Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 4: This is Bull--BLANK!
On Tuesday, March 5th, 2013, O'Reilly got into a spat for the books with frequent guest Alan Colmes.

The Anti-Bullying Movement: Fools and...Bullies?
What is the problem, or rather, what are the problems with this movement?

That Copyright Thing
Ever since the demise of Aaron Schwartz, faux moral guardians everywhere went on tirades around the internet about how copyright is so bad. Is it real...

Canada: For Sale; Dictatorships Save Big!
Welcome, shoppers! As you may well know by the title of this post, the country of Canada is up for grabs!

Fighting The Obvious
For years I've wondered why conservatives like myself seem to be at such a disadvantage.

Hard Times in the Maritimes
These are hard times, indeed, and no one should have to be put through this.

Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 3: NBC is Protecting Obama
That's the contention which Bill would like you, his faithful viewer, to believe.

Yeah, Well, Erhm...TAXES!
And freeloaders! And food stamps!

Tow Our Line or Get The F*ck Out!
Groupthink is not appealing to me; never has been, never will be.

Kevin O'Leary: One Trick Pony
There are assholes, and then there are those who wish to be assholes. Kevin O'Leary is an obnoxious combination of both.

Let's Ban This, That, and Those Too
Probably the best story ever told. It should be banned.

More Shit That Just Pisses Me Off
And there's a lot of it...

Rape in America
Why is the subject of rape divisive? It sure as hell shouldn't be. Rape is something that I am pretty sure is accepted as something that is morally an...

Rise of the Cynical Bastards
The Media is without a doubt mostly to blame for the trend of cynical bastards rising in prevalence.

Golf Sucks. It Really, Really Sucks
This is coming from a former hobbyist golfer, so take heed of my words.

Really? James Dobson blames gays, abortion for shootings
James Dobson, the founder of the social conservative Focus on the Family, blames Americans who have turned their back on God for the shootings.

God vs. Mental Illness
Twenty-seven people have paid the price for our country's mistakes.

The Hubris of Man
You can pass law after law in attempting to correct the ills, but it will never solve the problem.

Banned!
If the sole purpose of a firearm is mass murder, it should be banned from civilian ownership.

Happy "Gimme!" Days, One and All
What about the rampant greed and lunacy that breaks out like an annual case of bad ACNE in time for the holidays?

The Fiscal Cliff Notes
My wife thinks our family budget is nearing the "Fiscal Cliff" because we can’t afford her buying brand new $100 shoes once a month.

News Corp. Secretly Romances Monopoly
Does anyone here know what the blazes News Corp. is supposed to be?

Oh Bill Maher, There You Go Again...
Even the high and mighty have their biases. Here is Bill Maher on the Jewish Journal thinking he's being factual on the Israel/Palestine conflict...

Fox's "The War on Christmas" Meme 2012
This meme goes against every positive thing about the holidays, rendering Fox News as a bunch of asshole hypocrites.

Dr. Keith Ablow, Accidental Psychiatrist, Plays Armchair Psychiatrist Instead
...on Fox News, which makes this man hilarious and appear pretty empty-headed.

Hey Hostess, You Can Eat My Twinkie
Hostess did one better and "Ate the Union's Lunch."

The X-Factor - polishing turds for our consumption
Each year The X-Factor pulls turds off the street and polishes them. But how long before the shine wears off and the turd shows through?

The "Canada Economic Action Plan" is a Sham
God damn it, my fellow Canadians, god freaking damn it.

Masochism Is Not a Crime
Adults can't buy and sell sex?

An End to the Marijuana Prohibition?
With weed being legalized recreationally in two states (though one with many restrictions), will weed someday be federally legal?

Church & State: (Not) A Love Story
Like white on rice. The sticky kind.

What is this country coming too?
Is this going to fizzle out soon, or is this just the tip of the ice burgh?

Libertarianism: The Cult
David Koresh ain't got shit on us!

Contracts in Music, and What's Wrong with Them
I'm baffled as to why contracts should even be present in music at all.

Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 2: Traditional America is Gone
Old, decidedly senile, blatantly racist, and as is typical with most of the Fox crew, takes liberty with his positions whenever deemed necessary.

Abraham Lincoln: Literally Hitler
Before you run out and see Lincoln, you should read about how much of a douche he was!

The Sick Truth Behind Washington's Attempt to Legalize Pot
Initiative 502 will actually make Cannabis more illegal by legalizing it. The driving policies especially could end up sending innocent people to jail...

Secession: The first element to a civil war
Apparently a lot of people are pissed off about the election results, and they'll do anything in their powers to show it.

Stephen Harper is the Antithesis to Canadian Values
In 2011 Harper's government was given the green light to perpetuate their assault on environmental, fiscal, and social integrity for Canada.

The Communist Ideal
Both Capitalism and Communism are context-specific. In environments of scarcity, capitalism reigns supreme. In environments of abundance, capitalism m...

Serious relationships are (almost) a thing of the past
The good old days of crushes, dates, and respect are out the door. Say hello to our future: guilt, desperation, and hooking up.

Why We Aren’t As Progressive As We Think We Are
A very wise family member said, "Well, I guess the country was more prepared for a black man to lead than a woman."

United State of Whatever
Elections aren't for everyone. Politics in general really. But it's just one hell of a pain in the ass to avoid.

On Election Day, 47% was the Majority
The "47%" consist of those people who think life is unfair and they want government to make it fair.

Latino is the New Black
The results are in, and to no ones surprise, Latino’s overwhelmingly voted to put Barack Obama back into office for another four years.

Buckle Your Bible-Belt
Here in the south, people support their britches with a good ol' bible-belt.

So...Now What?
Election has been brutal. Feet are tired, knuckles hurt, throats are dry, fingers throb and brains are pounding. Friendships have ended, families have...

Will The World End In 2012?
The world is predicted to end in just two months!

WE WARNED YOU!
A look forward into the next four years…

Voting and Shitty Restaurants: A Metaphor
Voting is stupid. Instead, you should take huge dumps.

So Many Broken Promises
The list of broken promises made by Mr. Obama goes to literally hundreds.

Romney wins the popular vote
Ok, Romney isn’t president – yet. But, being Halloween, I wanted to scare some liberals.

Is The Climate Change Fraud Finally Behind Us?
As we begin to assess the damage Sandy has caused, we sit and wait for the shitstorm to begin.

Tragedy: Good for Politicians, Bad for Those Affected
Hurricane Sandy seems to have done her numbers.

A Republic of Rape
The republican party treats a grieves crime as rape justifiable and how women have no rights in their ideal world.

Scientology- Sponsored by the Federal Government
Make no mistake about it, Scientology is a huge, huge business.

Why You Should Disregard Presidential Debates
Amidst the obnoxious buzzing of the beltway media as demanded by their corporatist overlords is an obscured third-party voice.

Lance Armstrong Got Run Over
Seven-time Tour de France champion, Lance Armstrong, was run over this week.

I’m Tired of Our Love Affair with Teachers
Is there anyone else out there, like me, who is sick and tired of the national meme that teachers are sacrosanct and above all reproach?

Government and Alcohol – An Unseen Relationship
Government can be compared to alcohol. This is an attempt to understand that relationship.

How Gen. Y decides who they will vote for President (according to Gen. X.)
Obviously we are all choosing our vote based on their celebrity endorsements, right?

The Biggest Scam Ever Played
Looking back at President Obama’s first term, can we, as a nation, honestly assess exactly what he’s accomplished, and more importantly, what he hasn’...

What We (Should Have) Learned From Sandusky
“Mommy, that old man touched me in a weird place.” “That’s impossible! The football team he helps coach wins a lot!”

Mitt Romney: Draft Dodger or Selfless servant of the Lord?
Ann Romney tries (again) to paint her husband as a selfless, giving individual.

Fox News out to destroy CNN's Candy Crowley
Watch out Mrs. Crowley, Fox News has set its sights on your employed status at CNN.

Paul Ryan’s Single Chance to Redeem Himself
Paul Ryan called me today. I was about to hang up, but his was supposed to be a telephone Town Hall meeting with Congressman Paul Ryan.

Watch out for Honey Boo Boo
How people in the south react to our poster family of rednecks.

To Hell with the Facts!
With the 2012 Presidential Election looming, the subject on your mind at this moment is probably the future of this country.

Governor Ladybinders Needs To Learn To Make His Own Dinner
So, women make $0.78 to every man’s dollar? And people are surprised by this?

Recycling - What A Waste
As I’m sure you can tell by my opening, I’m no fan of recycling, especially state-enforced recycling.

Of Binders and B.S.: Mitt Romney takes another swing at connecting with Americans for an epic miss
So, for those of us who live in caves Mitt Romney opened his mouth at the second Presidential Debate of 2012 last night and surprisingly, another load...

President Obama is a Racist
Why is Obama a racist? I don’t know. But, here are some classic examples of his blatant racism.

Religion in Politics
The worst thing to happen to modern day Politics would have to be the overuse of Religion to sway votes.

How Romney Could Screw America
Mitt Romney has shown me that he is the guy that will say anything to get into America’s pants.

What Really Pisses me Off
Recycling, ribbons, politically uninformed, NFL players in Pink, pussies, face libertarians, what's do they have in common?

Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly: I Won the Rumble!
Bill O'Reilly is, as expected, not owning up to how much devastation he incurred by the likes of Jon Stewart, especially when he called him 'The Mayor...

The Numbers of a Sure Loser
As most of us have noticed over the last couple of weeks, the economic numbers coming out of Washington have appeared overly, and oddly, positive.

Ethnic Dating in the Digital Age
Ms. Dalai Mismaladoop and Mr. Chang Choo Jones are two 40-year old virgins, who wear their anal promise rings with pride. Looking for love on line is...

Hannity does it Again
Fox News’s Sean Hannity goes wild over a 2007 Obama speech that had gotten enough and more press during the 2008 election, but not according to him.

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