Cyprus Needs to Happen, So Stop Crying like a Bitch
Cyprus is one of the less known countries where the super rich flock stores their countless riches, which they pathologically hoard in their psychotic...
Paris Climate agreement, Iran Nuclear deal, Human Rights Council, Healthcare ... Flat Earth?
After becoming the president of the United States of America, Trump has done everything but build his wall. He has insulted disabled people; he has se...
All the benefits of a shopping centre, straight to your laptop
The digitization of retail to the internet is showing no signs of slowing. With every major retailer, and many smaller ones all leading the way with o...
The Sick Truth Behind Washington's Attempt to Legalize Pot
Initiative 502 will actually make Cannabis more illegal by legalizing it. The driving policies especially could end up sending innocent people to jail...
Mamie the Plow-Horse
The following is the actual script – including stage direction in parentheses and italics – of a speech written for Ernest P. Blufous VI, President an...
Ryan's contributions
Lost Memories of Tomorrow Land
Florida is a very strange place. Much of it sits just barely above sea level; its beaches ever so vulnerable to being swept away in the dead of night.
Why are people booing?
That was the number one most googled phrase of the night during CBS’s broadcast of the ninth Republican Debate.
Stompin' on a Dream: Takeaways from the New Hampshire Primary
Shouts heard from the wondrous coronation by the media and bookies in Vegas just a week ago for a man who should have been the Republican front runner from the get go.
Too Much Time On Our Hands
Tick Tock, Tick Tock. Is that a bomb in your pocket or am I just terrified to see you?
Recycling Is Bad For The Environment
It’s hard to watch the media these days and not see Donald Trump’s massive orange head plastered all over it.
New News is Good News...Who Knew?
Can you hear that sound? It’s the sound of grandmothers across the country weeping for their fallen angel Brian Williams. Yes, that devilishly handsome broadcaster is in some hot water over recent comments.
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