To Hell with the Facts!
With the 2012 Presidential Election looming, the subject on your mind at this moment is probably the future of this country.
The Anti-Bullying Movement: Fools and...Bullies?
It is human god damn nature to be an asshole once in a while, so trying to act like it isn't really gets us nowhere. It also doesn't help the movement...
Redefining 'Best'
Oscar nominations are in the news and soon the glitterati will be donning their finery and having their picture taken in the hope of not making a fash...
Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 4: This is Bull--BLANK!
On Tuesday, March 5th, 2013, O'Reilly got into a spat for the books with frequent guest Alan Colmes.
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Party's Over
Donald Trump is the Republican nominee for President. 3 years ago that could have been the title of an article for The Onion. Today, it's just a statement of fact. A mind-numbing, insane, grotesque fact.
Privy Problems: Gender Identity and Public Restrooms
Let me be perfectly up front about something... I hate using public bathrooms. They're filthy, almost always poorly maintained, and full of other human beings who I know are listening when I'm trying to relieve myself.
President Trump
Sir, sir!, A scrawny, unassuming intern with thick glasses pines for his excellency's attentions over some meaningless diversion. Our great commander is about to finish the 18th hole with a big win over some schmuck he paid to lose.
Making God Bleed
At the close of the film '300,' there's an entirely inaccurate depiction of the historical battle of Thermopylae which pitted the hordes of the Persian Empire against a tiny band of Spartan comrades blocking their route into Greece, the King of the Spartans (Leonidas, sporting an inexplicable Scottish accent) realizes the death and defeat of his men is imminent.
Anti-Vax Men: Diseases of Future Past
Remember Ebola? You know, the disease that's still ravaging Western Africa, and has been for years? Though you probably know it best for it's American tour in which exactly zero Americans died but everyone freaked out over like 13 year old girls freaked out about Twilight ending.
Requiem for a Means-Test
The recently and unfortunately re-elected Governor of my state yesterday signed into law a policy that would require drug testing on welfare recipients. You might assume that I live in some southern enclave, or Arizona. No, my friends. I live in the Northern, civilized blue-state of Michigan.
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