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Waking, driving and the magic of relief Every morning at about 7am, my five year old daughter wakes me up with a cuddle. This is by far my favourite time of the day. I then stagger out of bed over the protestation of muscles I never knew I had but that seem determined nonetheless to remind me that today is going to suck. Meanwhile, my daughter has sprung out of the bed as if she was wearing pajamas with rockets standard. And she wakes happy. Not adult version "I'm going to be positive today" bullshit type happy either. I mean, cocaine addled purple unico... continue reading latest in Political Welcome to Egypt When you're thinking about Egypt and its current turmoil, consider this - the country is split into 4 somewhat balanced powers, almost equal in their ... Canadian Gov't Gives Special Treatment to Private Corporation, Canadians Ecstatic! Not that this hasn't happened before in Canadian economic & political history, but I digress. Verizon, a notably powerful ISP, TV, and Phone provider ... Who's Rilin' Palin? Who's Even Listenin'? Unfortunately, back in the circus that was the '08 United States Presidential Election, we, as a collective society, had to bear with more than the de... latest in Legal An End to the Marijuana Prohibition? With weed being legalized recreationally in two states (though one with many restrictions), will weed someday be federally legal? The Sick Truth Behind Washington’s Attempt to Legalize Pot Initiative 502 will actually make Cannabis more illegal by legalizing it. The driving policies especially could end up sending innocent people to jail... The case of Mapp v. Ohio In this outstanding case, the parties were the following: first as plaintiff, then as respondent was Ohio State, and on the other side first as defen... latest in Religious Scientology in the Classroom? European school systems have a long tradition of mandated religious education, which is becoming more difficult to implement as growing religious dive... In Gosh We Trust Holy cow! My word! Jiminy Crickets! When something surprising or unbelievable happens, what's your go-to phrase of exclamation? Your complaint matters: but it bloody shouldn't You may be one of 2200 people who had the time to call into a hotline recently and complain about the sketch. latest in OP There's Something About Midgets There's just something very likeable about Midgets. Now, I know that 'Midgets' isn't politically correct and that they prefer to be called dwarves or ... Glen James - A Shining Example of Human Kindness & Honesty Glen James; what a trooper. Homeless and living in shelters for the homeless, he'd otherwise have every reason to take whatever he could to get out of... Syria vs. Syria? Last week, the devastation of a chemical attack in Syria was covered in the news. The story was presented by news media as an attack of a rebel group ... latest in Noidea Juvie For A 10-Year-Old According to FoxNews.com, two males brought weapons onto their school campus with a plot to kill a classmate. The Helpless Canadian The Trials and Tribulations of the Helpless Canadian Former Holmes Fluffer Worried about Health of Jeremy's Penis She spoke out couple of days ago on her fears that the porn industry's signature phallus might be eroding in stature. Dumb Ingredients for a Dumber Consumer Chemicals! Additives! Preservatives! Names I can't pronounce! Soy! Peanuts! Nutritionists sound so smart & confident! Exclamation Points! Get on with it! There's a growing trend amongst food product manufacturers & distributors, and it's setting a worse precedent than most consumers probably realize. That precedent... continue reading An in-depth look at the mental disorder called "Politics" An in-depth look at the mental disorder called "Politics", and the sick people ruining America. I must warn you, this is simply a highly opinionated piece, a look at things from my point of view. Maybe you'll agree and maybe you will not, that is for you to decide. We are ruled in this country by men and women of... continue reading Seeking Experienced Mothers Children are a precious treasure; they should be well taken care and cherished in every way. This seems to not be something that seems to be considered by some parents today. I have recently had someone tell me that a mother of 3, the oldest being over 10 years old, should be cut a break, an excuse for not caring for h... continue reading Climate Change, Climate Shmange After a 20 year study, Dr. Melton J. McFickletter, PhD, Associate Professor of Environmental Science at the renowned Bigelow Institute, declared that climate change is indeed, bad. "Unless you love more frequent and stronger hurricanes, giant tornadoes, devastating tropical storms, rising seas levels, melting iceber... continue reading Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 5: This Guy is a Liar William O'Reilly, 63, is a man of the cloth (for the most part) and a man of few rational quips on cable television. Year by year, he vigorously campaigns on behalf of the church against secular ideals eroding the traditions he defends. And although Bill knows where his allegiance lies, he doesn't want you, the viewer,... continue reading The Constitution: A Long Overdue Retirement The amendments are something many people use now-a-days to give them an excuse to do certain acts. For instance, I'm tired of gun-toters clinging to the second amendment as a reason or excuse to not get rid of guns. Take that old yellow piece of paper and put it in a museum, retire it. Rewrite it, I'm not afraid that s... continue reading Working with the Public: A Guide to Losing Faith in Humanity I have witnessed firsthand the stupidity of the American people by working at a gas station a few years back. A place where no matter how much money you make, what kind of clothes you wear and how old you are, if you drive a car, you must go there on a regular basis. Although it may seem fascist, we're basically gettin... continue reading Cyprus Needs to Happen, So Stop Crying like a Bitch Cyprus is one of the less known countries where the super rich flock stores their countless riches, which they pathologically hoard in their psychotic... Does Monsanto Now Have a Vice Grip on the U.S.? Good job, President Barrack Obama, you allowed the former attorney for Monsanto, Michael Taylor, to become commissioner of the FDA. Transparency be da... Waking Up From the American Dream: The Reality of Corporatocracy While onstage George Carlin once joked, "It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." Has racism evolved? Welcome to the age where you can read all your magazines on an iPad, where cars talk to you and tell you which way to go, where toilets flush themselv... Political Correctness, in Film Reviews! On Thursday, March 21st, Karoli wrote what is titled, "Netflix CEO's Education Reform Views Sneak into House of Cards." How to survive the binge drinking generation If you are just considering alcoholism then this is for you. A heard guided by scientists We've hit a point in society where we believe our own immune systems couldn't possibly protect our bodies like science and the magic of the synthetic ... Arizona's Student Constitution Are civilians required to protect and defend their Constitution? Is it a responsibility of all Americans to fight in America's name? Steven Crowder - Moral Guardian: Men Shouldn't Hit Women! Roll out the red carpet - Steven Crowder is on the scene! Keystones and Drones What is all of this chatter about the Keystone pipeline? Communism in America Part 1: The End of the World as We Know It What is communism? Many think it is the end of the world as we know it, and they may very well be right. People Really Do Need People Just as Barbra Streisand sang in the movie, Funny Girl, people do really need people. Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 4: This is Bull--BLANK! On Tuesday, March 5th, 2013, O'Reilly got into a spat for the books with frequent guest Alan Colmes. The global Chinese puppet theater China has been rumbling away for the past decade like an unstoppable fiscal tank, diversifying, purchasing debt, expanding their military and talking ... The Anti-Bullying Movement: Fools and...Bullies? What is the problem, or rather, what are the problems with this movement? That Copyright Thing Ever since the demise of Aaron Schwartz, faux moral guardians everywhere went on tirades around the internet about how copyright is so bad. Is it real... The Sequisition The looming sequestration, which threatens to cause hundreds of thousands of Government employees to lose their jobs and otherwise wreak all sorts of ... Icelandic Porn: Get It While It Exists! What country is currently attempting to ban internet porn? Welcome to Iceland, ladies and gentlemen. How close is Big Brother? Are our governments actually trying to protect us from a looming threat, or are our governments themselves breaching our privacy in the name of some h... Pass equals fail Keep in mind that the political system has hills and valleys and there is nothing we, personally, can do to make a difference. Boy Scouts Are Gay In an article published by christianpost.com, I learned that the Boy Scouts of America visited the leaders of the Latter-day Saints, Southern Baptists... Canada: For Sale; Dictatorships Save Big! Welcome, shoppers! As you may well know by the title of this post, the country of Canada is up for grabs! Fighting The Obvious For years I've wondered why conservatives like myself seem to be at such a disadvantage. Human rights is a Worker's Fight! The Australian Labor movement and, I suspect, the Democratic movement in the United States, has been a victim of its successes. What is the perfect man? The perfect man is tall, dark, and handsome. My Father's Religious Freedom What does religious freedom actually mean? 3 Reasons You're Probably Indoctrinated Think of television, education, and politics. The Hunchback King Known throughout history as the Hunchback King, recent events have brought this name-calling into controversy. Hard Times in the Maritimes These are hard times, indeed, and no one should have to be put through this. It's Sex, It's free, why not? A new app that's taking the cell phone generation to a new level of loneliness. Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 3: NBC is Protecting Obama That's the contention which Bill would like you, his faithful viewer, to believe. Ohio Middle School Promotes Religions Portrait of Jesus angers people around Ohio. AMURICA the BYUTIFEL America doesn't seem to be able to spell. Paper over common sense? Doing a better job than the losers in Donald Trump Halloween costumes doesn't seem to pay off. School Shootings and Santa Claus: Ho, Ho, Holy Crap! I'm angry. Furious really. Livid. Angry Burqas or (How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Drone Strikes) I was thumbing through the app store on my phone the other day and found an interesting new game called Angry Burqas. Yeah, Well, Erhm...TAXES! And freeloaders! And food stamps! Ireland's Church vs. State While the US battles for equal marriage options in a fight for civil rights, Ireland is still battling for the separation of church and state. I don't want your dick and I never will No I'm not confused. No you can't watch. And no, your massive shaft won't make me straight. Tow Our Line or Get The F*ck Out! Groupthink is not appealing to me; never has been, never will be. Skewed perceptions of beauty No one can live up to the image that we have put out there. Public Opinion "Public calls! We've got the public on our side! Out of my way, guy with public opinion coming through!" Striving for imperfection It seems we have reached that rung in the ladder of our social and biological evolution where everyone either has, or wants something to be wrong with... Kevin O'Leary: One Trick Pony There are assholes, and then there are those who wish to be assholes. Kevin O'Leary is an obnoxious combination of both. Let's Ban This, That, and Those Too Probably the best story ever told. It should be banned. More Shit That Just Pisses Me Off And there's a lot of it... Rape in America Why is the subject of rape divisive? It sure as hell shouldn't be. Rape is something that I am pretty sure is accepted as something that is morally an... The Second Greatest Story Ever Told The American Dream The BP Oil Spill Conspiracy Really...? Yes, really. Rise of the Cynical Bastards The Media is without a doubt mostly to blame for the trend of cynical bastards rising in prevalence. Golf Sucks. It Really, Really Sucks This is coming from a former hobbyist golfer, so take heed of my words. Really? James Dobson blames gays, abortion for shootings James Dobson, the founder of the social conservative Focus on the Family, blames Americans who have turned their back on God for the shootings. God vs. Mental Illness Twenty-seven people have paid the price for our country's mistakes. The Hubris of Man You can pass law after law in attempting to correct the ills, but it will never solve the problem. Banned! If the sole purpose of a firearm is mass murder, it should be banned from civilian ownership. Happy "Gimme!" Days, One and All What about the rampant greed and lunacy that breaks out like an annual case of bad ACNE in time for the holidays? The Fiscal Cliff Notes My wife thinks our family budget is nearing the "Fiscal Cliff" because we can’t afford her buying brand new $100 shoes once a month. News Corp. Secretly Romances Monopoly Does anyone here know what the blazes News Corp. is supposed to be? Oh Bill Maher, There You Go Again... Even the high and mighty have their biases. Here is Bill Maher on the Jewish Journal thinking he's being factual on the Israel/Palestine conflict... Fox's "The War on Christmas" Meme 2012 This meme goes against every positive thing about the holidays, rendering Fox News as a bunch of asshole hypocrites. Dr. Keith Ablow, Accidental Psychiatrist, Plays Armchair Psychiatrist Instead ...on Fox News, which makes this man hilarious and appear pretty empty-headed. So, you want to date an Atheist? (Pt. 2) So you STILL want to go on your first date with an Atheist? Hey Hostess, You Can Eat My Twinkie Hostess did one better and "Ate the Union's Lunch." Should the government do more to discourage cigarette smoking? The government should seriously think what they have to do to reduce this plague. The X-Factor - polishing turds for our consumption Each year The X-Factor pulls turds off the street and polishes them. But how long before the shine wears off and the turd shows through? The "Canada Economic Action Plan" is a Sham God damn it, my fellow Canadians, god freaking damn it. Masochism Is Not a Crime Adults can't buy and sell sex? Church & State: (Not) A Love Story Like white on rice. The sticky kind. Auntie's 90th Birthday – A Hearty Defence of the BBC The British have a problem. What is this country coming too? Is this going to fizzle out soon, or is this just the tip of the ice burgh? Libertarianism: The Cult David Koresh ain't got shit on us! Contracts in Music, and What's Wrong with Them I'm baffled as to why contracts should even be present in music at all. So, you want to date an Atheist? So you have decided to go on your first date with (gasp!) an Atheist. Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 2: Traditional America is Gone Old, decidedly senile, blatantly racist, and as is typical with most of the Fox crew, takes liberty with his positions whenever deemed necessary. Abraham Lincoln: Literally Hitler Before you run out and see Lincoln, you should read about how much of a douche he was! Introducing Chad Tycoon, future King of the UK Chad Tycoon is a wealthy man who employs the Sultan of Brunei to be his footstool. You get the picture. Secession: The first element to a civil war Apparently a lot of people are pissed off about the election results, and they'll do anything in their powers to show it. Stephen Harper is the Antithesis to Canadian Values In 2011 Harper's government was given the green light to perpetuate their assault on environmental, fiscal, and social integrity for Canada. The Communist Ideal Both Capitalism and Communism are context-specific. In environments of scarcity, capitalism reigns supreme. In environments of abundance, capitalism m... Serious relationships are (almost) a thing of the past The good old days of crushes, dates, and respect are out the door. Say hello to our future: guilt, desperation, and hooking up. The Love Agenda I have yet to hear or read a satisfactory reason as to why a same-sex couple does not have all the rights enjoyed by a straight couple. Why We Aren’t As Progressive As We Think We Are A very wise family member said, "Well, I guess the country was more prepared for a black man to lead than a woman." United State of Whatever Elections aren't for everyone. Politics in general really. But it's just one hell of a pain in the ass to avoid. On Election Day, 47% was the Majority The "47%" consist of those people who think life is unfair and they want government to make it fair. Latino is the New Black The results are in, and to no ones surprise, Latino’s overwhelmingly voted to put Barack Obama back into office for another four years. Buckle Your Bible-Belt Here in the south, people support their britches with a good ol' bible-belt. So...Now What? Election has been brutal. Feet are tired, knuckles hurt, throats are dry, fingers throb and brains are pounding. Friendships have ended, families have... Will The World End In 2012? The world is predicted to end in just two months! Voting for Idiots What rights do those who have nothing to say have? The Outside Look at the Inside Hollow I have come to discover a little-known fact about America, and that it has recently gone through what's called a general election. WE WARNED YOU! A look forward into the next four years… Voting and Shitty Restaurants: A Metaphor Voting is stupid. Instead, you should take huge dumps. So Many Broken Promises The list of broken promises made by Mr. Obama goes to literally hundreds. A Wager with Her Majesty We are witnesses to mass devolution to a disillusioned and disunited people, or peoples. Romney wins the popular vote Ok, Romney isn’t president – yet. But, being Halloween, I wanted to scare some liberals. Is The Climate Change Fraud Finally Behind Us? As we begin to assess the damage Sandy has caused, we sit and wait for the shitstorm to begin. Cops Don’t Want To Be On Camera Anymore Pass the laws to make it illegal for you to film or take pictures of any police officer. What? Tragedy: Good for Politicians, Bad for Those Affected Hurricane Sandy seems to have done her numbers. What the Hippies Taught America and How Occupy Didn’t Listen They refused to play the government’s game and in doing so, they created the greatest counter-cultural movement in history. A Republic of Rape The republican party treats a grieves crime as rape justifiable and how women have no rights in their ideal world. Scientology- Sponsored by the Federal Government Make no mistake about it, Scientology is a huge, huge business. Can't a girl just say hello? You may have heard this a million times by now, (I know I have) of how men love the chase. I always believed this to a certain extent, but now I am re... Why You Should Disregard Presidential Debates Amidst the obnoxious buzzing of the beltway media as demanded by their corporatist overlords is an obscured third-party voice. Lance Armstrong Got Run Over Seven-time Tour de France champion, Lance Armstrong, was run over this week. I’m Tired of Our Love Affair with Teachers Is there anyone else out there, like me, who is sick and tired of the national meme that teachers are sacrosanct and above all reproach? Government and Alcohol – An Unseen Relationship Government can be compared to alcohol. This is an attempt to understand that relationship. I need a husband! Forget the phony, democrat-conspired war on women! The real war on women is making us think we can be productive, valid members of society all on our ... V for Vendetta Are the hackers modern Guy Fawkes, modern rebels? I’m Not a Page in a Binder; I’m a Pawn in a Game of Badly Played Chess Let’s forget about the fact that he didn’t ask for those binders, they had to be foisted upon him by MASSGAP. Stop War. Stop the Troops. Stop Support. Why should people support the military? This is a simple question, but at the same time, its implications are almost blasphemous. How Gen. Y decides who they will vote for President (according to Gen. X.) Obviously we are all choosing our vote based on their celebrity endorsements, right? The Biggest Scam Ever Played Looking back at President Obama’s first term, can we, as a nation, honestly assess exactly what he’s accomplished, and more importantly, what he hasn’... What We (Should Have) Learned From Sandusky “Mommy, that old man touched me in a weird place.” “That’s impossible! The football team he helps coach wins a lot!” Mitt Romney: Draft Dodger or Selfless servant of the Lord? Ann Romney tries (again) to paint her husband as a selfless, giving individual. Fox News out to destroy CNN's Candy Crowley Watch out Mrs. Crowley, Fox News has set its sights on your employed status at CNN. Paul Ryan’s Single Chance to Redeem Himself Paul Ryan called me today. I was about to hang up, but his was supposed to be a telephone Town Hall meeting with Congressman Paul Ryan. Watch out for Honey Boo Boo How people in the south react to our poster family of rednecks. The True Tragedy of Amanda Todd I will share with you, some of the more disturbing details of the average teenage girl. The Lesser of Two Evils If your main argument for choosing Barack Obama or Mitt Romney for president has anything to do with one being less evil then the other, I'm so glad y... To Hell with the Facts! With the 2012 Presidential Election looming, the subject on your mind at this moment is probably the future of this country. Governor Ladybinders Needs To Learn To Make His Own Dinner So, women make $0.78 to every man’s dollar? And people are surprised by this? Recycling - What A Waste As I’m sure you can tell by my opening, I’m no fan of recycling, especially state-enforced recycling. Of Binders and B.S.: Mitt Romney takes another swing at connecting with Americans for an epic miss So, for those of us who live in caves Mitt Romney opened his mouth at the second Presidential Debate of 2012 last night and surprisingly, another load... And the Debates Continue to Ignore Everything So far in all debates between the candidates the issues that really matter have been absolutely ignored. President Obama is a Racist Why is Obama a racist? I don’t know. But, here are some classic examples of his blatant racism. If It’s Delayed It Isn't News Why can’t our news be as real as what we see in the serialized fiction we gobble up on network television each night? What happens in Vegas Las Vegas exists solely as a stereotype of itself so that you and I can afford to lose a thousand bucks on slot machines, vomit in public elevators an... Religion in Politics The worst thing to happen to modern day Politics would have to be the overuse of Religion to sway votes. No, you are not! Wonderings as to why a commonly used phase around American dinner tables isn’t considered a faux pas. How Romney Could Screw America Mitt Romney has shown me that he is the guy that will say anything to get into America’s pants. What Really Pisses me Off Recycling, ribbons, politically uninformed, NFL players in Pink, pussies, face libertarians, what's do they have in common? Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly: I Won the Rumble! Bill O'Reilly is, as expected, not owning up to how much devastation he incurred by the likes of Jon Stewart, especially when he called him 'The Mayor... The Numbers of a Sure Loser As most of us have noticed over the last couple of weeks, the economic numbers coming out of Washington have appeared overly, and oddly, positive. The Circus Continues: The 2012 Vice Presidential Debate After listening to the responses from the debate it seems that Americans are very dissatisfied with what they see. The undecided and swing voters are ... A Question from the back: Election facts for dummies The presidential debate is coming up and many voters are on the fence. Trying to make a choice based on all the evasiveness and mudslinging is like ta... Bar Stars: Douchebags, Sluts, Cougars, and Creeps We all see funny characters when we go to the bars. Whether it is just a get together with friends, watching your favorite sports team, or hitting on ... Ethnic Dating in the Digital Age Ms. Dalai Mismaladoop and Mr. Chang Choo Jones are two 40-year old virgins, who wear their anal promise rings with pride. Looking for love on line is... An Ugly Theory of Reality "We are gathering here to participate in this noble gesture and help everyone who needs it. Our politicians have given up half their salaries for the ... Danny calls to get people to vote for President Obama (President Obama is a Sephardic Jew!!) One Debate, Two Candidates, and No Solutions So a black guy and a Mormon walk onto a stage to convince everyone that they’re the best choice for President. The Mormon boasts of his magical underp... Bye, Bye Big Bird Even those of us who didn’t tune into the presidential debate or those who did and fell asleep already know that Romney wants to cut off Big Bird’s he... Hannity does it Again Fox News’s Sean Hannity goes wild over a 2007 Obama speech that had gotten enough and more press during the 2008 election, but not according to him. Freak categories Read only articles by writers that match your criteria. republicans democrats independents skinnies normal? white women men bi straight currently popular The BP Oil Spill Conspiracy Does Monsanto Now Have a Vice Grip on the U.S.? So, you want to date an Atheist? Icelandic Porn: Get It While It Exists! Waking Up From the American Dream: The Reality of Corporatocracy God vs. Mental Illness Golf Sucks. It Really, Really Sucks Abraham Lincoln: Literally Hitler Bar Stars: Douchebags, Sluts, Cougars, and Creeps The case of Mapp v. 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