How to survive the binge drinking generationBeing an absolute degenerate waster is seen as a great achievement by most people, I know. Honestly, killing it with vodka has become somewhat of a sporting event, and frankly, since going to university I've been kicking it with the premier league. My newsfeed is constantly filled with pictures of pretty girls and their poor decisions (read: dry humping some random drunk dude when they should be getting with me) and 'omg I was soooo ruined last night' statuses occur... continue reading
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 Party's OverDonald Trump is the Republican nominee for President. 3 years ago that could have been the title of an article for The Onion. Today, it's just a state...  President TrumpSir, sir!, A scrawny, unassuming intern with thick glasses pines for his excellency's attentions over some meaningless diversion. Our great commander ...  The case of Mapp v. OhioIn this outstanding case, the parties were the following: first as plaintiff, then as respondent was Ohio State, and on the other side first as defen...  Flight MH17: Searching for the truthIt’s one of the greatest war crimes of modern times – and the truth still hasn’t been told. On July 17th 2014 at about 16:20 local time, Malaysia Airl...  Why we don't need religionFor many years religion has been seen as a bastion of hope for many people of faith. My experience is quite the opposite. Growing up I never really be...  I don't want to be a ChristianI have been a believer in God and the Bible for a relatively short time, even though I grew up in the church. I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior m...  The Recipe of RacismFor every word and every expression today considered unacceptable or even simply frowned upon, once upon a time such were quite innocent.  The Fireworks Sound Funny in ChicagoMemorial Day weekend is a day that serves many functions. Of course, its primary purpose is to remember those brave soldiers who have lost their lives...  Lost Memories of Tomorrow LandFlorida is a very strange place. Much of it sits just barely above sea level; its beaches ever so vulnerable to being swept away in the dead of night. Murder in the first Degree; Cynicism Killed AmericaToday, I realized I'm a homicidal sociopath. I mean, my hands are bloody and I'm still staring at the body as I construct this writing. Truth be told, it was an impulse: pure unadulterated spontaneity. I considered it a mercy kill because I murdered America. I know it's a bold statement, unlike the others who committed... continue readingThe news is a never-ending trainwreck. We can’t help but keep our eyes on it. An innate sense of fear of the unknown scares us, therefore we create paranoia theories. Our daily news includes the following: police brutality with murky truths of how or why it happened, racial tensions between the two usual suspects, the ... continue reading(A just a bit late took at the GOP Debate.)
In the erratic year of our Lord, 2015, my eyes witnessed an event of semi-epic proportions: the Republican Primary Debate. An overcast of dread dominated my living room, and my cynicism began to tingle about one fact-diarrhea will flow out of the mouth of politicians.
Thi... continue reading(Utilize these to halt this charlatan!)
On Sept.6, 2015, drawing a unique, historic line in the local sand, The Los Angeles Times News Group’s editorial board proclaimed loudly, and in print, Donald Trump will not get their endorsement in his “winner take all” pogrom to be USA’s president. Good for the L.A. Times! O... continue readingAs many 18 year olds head off to university and the excitement of freshers’ week, an online voucher code website has looked at the similarities students share with toddlers, especially when students are drunk. From being awake all night long, to falling asleep anywhere, questionable clothing choices and see all the way... continue readingThe question is:
In today’s economic and social dynamic, is a college education as important as it once was?
Despite what many might think, college is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world and has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would b... continue readingTick Tock, Tick Tock.
Is that a bomb in your pocket or am I just terrified to see you?
Have you forgotten already? The national outrage was a mere week ago. A few people may still have leftover specks of egg on their face now that the frenzy has died down and people are starting to question the true motives behind ... continue reading  The case For and Against refugeesEven if you are not following the news daily, you're aware of the current situation concerning refugees (and migrants). A number of countries have see...  Just Another Normal Week In TexasLast week two Muslim Gunmen opened fire on a cartoon contest whose sole goal was to piss off the Islamic community by drawing the Prophet Mohammed. Fo...  The Truth About Standardized TestsAs a current high school student in Oklahoma, I have to say that standardized tests are very important to me. I will be voting in our next presidenti...  A Letter to SocialistsThe 1990s was a decade without enemies for The United States. The Soviet Union fell, China was now our friend and Cuba was just an afterthought in the...  Top Gear fans are idiotsYes, you, and you, and you there sending death threats to the producer, Oisin Tymon, as well as the BBC director general Tony Hall and his wife. How e...  Impulse TVA certain frenzied logic takes over five days before the Super Bowl: I presently have a 37" television screen. A 37" screen just will not do. Therefor...  Have You Served Your Technology Today?I am one of technology's lackeys, as are you. Whether you want to acknowledge it or not we all squander great swaths of life jumping at the commands o...  Mamie the Plow-HorseThe following is the actual script – including stage direction in parentheses and italics – of a speech written for Ernest P. Blufous VI, President an...  New News is Good News...Who Knew?Can you hear that sound? It’s the sound of grandmothers across the country weeping for their fallen angel Brian Williams. Yes, that devilishly hands...  Hackers, Hackers EverywhereCelebrity Instagram hack: isn't it funny how internet security isn't an issue until it becomes one? Of all people who should know to keep their dirty ...  "Our Officer"I have been working on this article for a while now and I have been trying to find my voice. I see both side of this topic.  Puff-Puff…Pass?We all know that Washington and Colorado have legalized it, that more than 11 other states have decriminalized it, we watch in movies and TV shows as ...  Stop and Smell the Old Technology Even if it manages to avoid the humiliation of ending up next to the Sony Betamax in a rubbish pile, the best any technology can hope for – no matter ...  Redefining 'Best'Oscar nominations are in the news and soon the glitterati will be donning their finery and having their picture taken in the hope of not making a fash...  iOS 8 Will See You NowOtherwise intelligent people sacrifice a day of finite lifetime - and vacation time - in pursuit of the bleeding edge.  Growing up in the Electronic AgeGrowing up in the Midwest, I spent a great deal of my time playing outside and using my imagination to create the virtual world I played in. I could t...  Making God BleedAt the close of the film '300,' there's an entirely inaccurate depiction of the historical battle of Thermopylae which pitted the hordes of the Persia...  The Job CreatorsI would like to start this by providing you with some background information about me; I was raised in a southern small town that was primarily conser...  Anti-Vax Men: Diseases of Future PastRemember Ebola? You know, the disease that's still ravaging Western Africa, and has been for years? Though you probably know it best for it's American...  I didn't make you take this jobLet me start by saying, this is not an isolated incident. I know I am not the only one who has been feeling some frustration when it comes to the serv...  Requiem for a Means-TestThe recently and unfortunately re-elected Governor of my state yesterday signed into law a policy that would require drug testing on welfare recipient...  Bless You and All That CrapI'm an Atheist so I don't normally invoke anything having to do with God or religion. That being said, God and religion are perpetually importuned upo...  The InterviewI’ve wanted to watch The Interview since May, when I was sitting in a movie theater and I saw a preview for the Seth Rogen and James Franco film about...  Let's Face It, We're War CriminalsSays Cheney, "I would do it again in a minute." I'm sure he means, "I will do it again in a minute," referring to torture. How else is he supposed to ...  September 11 - We Will ForgetA report was released Tuesday last week on the myriad methods used by the CIA and other intelligence agencies to extract certain information from al Q...  I see the PopeI see the Pope’s name in the headlines quite a bit recently, and I know that a lot of people, even those outside of the Catholic Church, think he is a...  Is the West to blame for Ukraine?In a recent article at the foreignaffairs.com, John J. Mearsheimer blames the West and the U.S. in the problems in Ukraine. He says that Putin, in thi...  There's Something About MidgetsThere's just something very likeable about Midgets. Now, I know that 'Midgets' isn't politically correct and that they prefer to be called dwarves or ...  Welcome to EgyptWhen you're thinking about Egypt and its current turmoil, consider this - the country is split into 4 somewhat balanced powers, almost equal in their ...  Syria vs. Syria?Last week, the devastation of a chemical attack in Syria was covered in the news. The story was presented by news media as an attack of a rebel group ...  Lamar Odom: It's a slippery SlopeOn the morning of August 30th, 2013, basketball player and more notably Kardashian husband, Lamar Odom was pulled over for reckless driving. After bei...  Shaking Hands With Beef TreesGeorge III is most famous for his loss of the thirteen British colonies to country riff raff. Many of us are the spawn of them country bumpkins. The c...  Vae VictisOur predicament is much like the animals, I tell you. I myself am thinking of going the way of the West African black rhino, or maybe the golden toad....  Scientology in the Classroom?European school systems have a long tradition of mandated religious education, which is becoming more difficult to implement as growing religious dive...  Think of RachelRachel Jeantel doesn't care if you don't like her. She doesn't care if you think she is disrespectful. She doesn't care that she can't read cursive an...  Digging Their Own GravesThe Progressive Conservative party of Canada has, as of late, been buried up to their necks in scandals and cynical reactions from onlookers witnessin...  Are We Too Connected?Being in my late 20s, I feel like I am at least somewhat on the cutting edge of technology and social media. I use Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Googl...  RIOT in TurkeyAngry is about the only way I can describe how I felt after I heard this on the news; a quote from Reccep Tayyip Ergodan, the current Prime Minister o...  Finally in Big newsFinally in big news, the countries of the world are finally realizing that they are being spied on by the American government via the NSA. Figured now...  RantIf you're anything like me, you worry considerably about the state in which we live. We live in a world of near absolute chaos, with an incredibly sma...  Dumb Ingredients for a Dumber ConsumerChemicals! Additives! Preservatives! Names I can't pronounce! Soy! Peanuts! Nutritionists sound so smart & confident! Exclamation Points! Get on with ...  Seeking Experienced MothersWhat if you were 4 years old and your parents takes you outside into a strange area never to come back to you?  Climate Change, Climate ShmangeAfter a 20 year study, Dr. Melton J. McFickletter, PhD, Associate Professor of Environmental Science at the renowned Bigelow Institute, declared that ...  Has racism evolved?Welcome to the age where you can read all your magazines on an iPad, where cars talk to you and tell you which way to go, where toilets flush themselv...  A heard guided by scientistsWe've hit a point in society where we believe our own immune systems couldn't possibly protect our bodies like science and the magic of the synthetic ...  Arizona's Student ConstitutionAre civilians required to protect and defend their Constitution? Is it a responsibility of all Americans to fight in America's name?  In Gosh We TrustHoly cow! My word! Jiminy Crickets! When something surprising or unbelievable happens, what's your go-to phrase of exclamation?  The global Chinese puppet theaterChina has been rumbling away for the past decade like an unstoppable fiscal tank, diversifying, purchasing debt, expanding their military and talking ...  That Copyright ThingEver since the demise of Aaron Schwartz, faux moral guardians everywhere went on tirades around the internet about how copyright is so bad. Is it real...  The SequisitionThe looming sequestration, which threatens to cause hundreds of thousands of Government employees to lose their jobs and otherwise wreak all sorts of ...  How close is Big Brother?Are our governments actually trying to protect us from a looming threat, or are our governments themselves breaching our privacy in the name of some h...  Pass equals fail Keep in mind that the political system has hills and valleys and there is nothing we, personally, can do to make a difference.  Boy Scouts Are GayIn an article published by christianpost.com, I learned that the Boy Scouts of America visited the leaders of the Latter-day Saints, Southern Baptists...  Fighting The ObviousFor years I've wondered why conservatives like myself seem to be at such a disadvantage.  Juvie For A 10-Year-OldAccording to FoxNews.com, two males brought weapons onto their school campus with a plot to kill a classmate.  The Hunchback KingKnown throughout history as the Hunchback King, recent events have brought this name-calling into controversy.  Ireland's Church vs. StateWhile the US battles for equal marriage options in a fight for civil rights, Ireland is still battling for the separation of church and state.  Public Opinion"Public calls! We've got the public on our side! Out of my way, guy with public opinion coming through!"  Striving for imperfectionIt seems we have reached that rung in the ladder of our social and biological evolution where everyone either has, or wants something to be wrong with...  Kevin O'Leary: One Trick PonyThere are assholes, and then there are those who wish to be assholes. Kevin O'Leary is an obnoxious combination of both.  Rape in AmericaWhy is the subject of rape divisive? It sure as hell shouldn't be. Rape is something that I am pretty sure is accepted as something that is morally an...  The Hubris of ManYou can pass law after law in attempting to correct the ills, but it will never solve the problem.  Banned!If the sole purpose of a firearm is mass murder, it should be banned from civilian ownership.  The Fiscal Cliff NotesMy wife thinks our family budget is nearing the "Fiscal Cliff" because we can’t afford her buying brand new $100 shoes once a month.  Oh Bill Maher, There You Go Again...Even the high and mighty have their biases. Here is Bill Maher on the Jewish Journal thinking he's being factual on the Israel/Palestine conflict...  The Communist IdealBoth Capitalism and Communism are context-specific. In environments of scarcity, capitalism reigns supreme. In environments of abundance, capitalism m...  The Love AgendaI have yet to hear or read a satisfactory reason as to why a same-sex couple does not have all the rights enjoyed by a straight couple.  United State of WhateverElections aren't for everyone. Politics in general really. But it's just one hell of a pain in the ass to avoid.  Latino is the New BlackThe results are in, and to no ones surprise, Latino’s overwhelmingly voted to put Barack Obama back into office for another four years.  So...Now What?Election has been brutal. Feet are tired, knuckles hurt, throats are dry, fingers throb and brains are pounding. Friendships have ended, families have...  A Republic of RapeThe republican party treats a grieves crime as rape justifiable and how women have no rights in their ideal world.  Can't a girl just say hello?You may have heard this a million times by now, (I know I have) of how men love the chase. I always believed this to a certain extent, but now I am re...  I need a husband!Forget the phony, democrat-conspired war on women! The real war on women is making us think we can be productive, valid members of society all on our ...  The Biggest Scam Ever PlayedLooking back at President Obama’s first term, can we, as a nation, honestly assess exactly what he’s accomplished, and more importantly, what he hasn’...  The Lesser of Two EvilsIf your main argument for choosing Barack Obama or Mitt Romney for president has anything to do with one being less evil then the other, I'm so glad y...  To Hell with the Facts!With the 2012 Presidential Election looming, the subject on your mind at this moment is probably the future of this country.  Recycling - What A WasteAs I’m sure you can tell by my opening, I’m no fan of recycling, especially state-enforced recycling.  If It’s Delayed It Isn't NewsWhy can’t our news be as real as what we see in the serialized fiction we gobble up on network television each night?  What happens in VegasLas Vegas exists solely as a stereotype of itself so that you and I can afford to lose a thousand bucks on slot machines, vomit in public elevators an...  Religion in PoliticsThe worst thing to happen to modern day Politics would have to be the overuse of Religion to sway votes.  No, you are not!Wonderings as to why a commonly used phase around American dinner tables isn’t considered a faux pas.  What Really Pisses me OffRecycling, ribbons, politically uninformed, NFL players in Pink, pussies, face libertarians, what's do they have in common?  The Numbers of a Sure LoserAs most of us have noticed over the last couple of weeks, the economic numbers coming out of Washington have appeared overly, and oddly, positive.  Ethnic Dating in the Digital AgeMs. Dalai Mismaladoop and Mr. Chang Choo Jones are two 40-year old virgins, who wear their anal promise rings with pride. Looking for love on line is...  An Ugly Theory of Reality"We are gathering here to participate in this noble gesture and help everyone who needs it. Our politicians have given up half their salaries for the ...  Bye, Bye Big BirdEven those of us who didn’t tune into the presidential debate or those who did and fell asleep already know that Romney wants to cut off Big Bird’s he...  Hannity does it AgainFox News’s Sean Hannity goes wild over a 2007 Obama speech that had gotten enough and more press during the 2008 election, but not according to him. |
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