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Donít count your gambling chickens before theyíre hatched
If the boom in Internet-related stocks around the turn of the year 2000 taught us anything Ė itís that overly optimistic revenues from web-related phenomena are largely ďcastles in the airĒ. Thatís one thing, though, if youíre trying to sell your already grossly over-priced shares to gullible investors who are treating their shares like a pyramid scheme Ė trying to pass them to the next hapless investor at a profit without getting their fingers burnt; but itís quite another when state legislatures behave in basical... continue reading
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Welcome to Egypt
When you're thinking about Egypt and its current turmoil, consider this - the country is split into 4 somewhat balanced powers, almost equal in their ...

Canadian Gov't Gives Special Treatment to Private Corporation, Canadians Ecstatic!
Not that this hasn't happened before in Canadian economic & political history, but I digress. Verizon, a notably powerful ISP, TV, and Phone provider ...

Who's Rilin' Palin? Who's Even Listenin'?
Unfortunately, back in the circus that was the '08 United States Presidential Election, we, as a collective society, had to bear with more than the de...
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An End to the Marijuana Prohibition?
With weed being legalized recreationally in two states (though one with many restrictions), will weed someday be federally legal?

The Sick Truth Behind Washingtonís Attempt to Legalize Pot
Initiative 502 will actually make Cannabis more illegal by legalizing it. The driving policies especially could end up sending innocent people to jail...

The case of Mapp v. Ohio
In this outstanding case, the parties were the following: first as plaintiff, then as respondent was Ohio State, and on the other side first as defen...
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Scientology in the Classroom?
European school systems have a long tradition of mandated religious education, which is becoming more difficult to implement as growing religious dive...

In Gosh We Trust
Holy cow! My word! Jiminy Crickets! When something surprising or unbelievable happens, what's your go-to phrase of exclamation?

Your complaint matters: but it bloody shouldn't
You may be one of 2200 people who had the time to call into a hotline recently and complain about the sketch.
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Waking, driving and the magic of relief
Every morning at about 7am, my five year old daughter wakes me up with a cuddle. This is by far my favourite time of the day. I then stagger out of be...

There's Something About Midgets
There's just something very likeable about Midgets. Now, I know that 'Midgets' isn't politically correct and that they prefer to be called dwarves or ...

Glen James - A Shining Example of Human Kindness & Honesty
Glen James; what a trooper. Homeless and living in shelters for the homeless, he'd otherwise have every reason to take whatever he could to get out of...
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Juvie For A 10-Year-Old
According to FoxNews.com, two males brought weapons onto their school campus with a plot to kill a classmate.

The Helpless Canadian
The Trials and Tribulations of the Helpless Canadian

Former Holmes Fluffer Worried about Health of Jeremy's Penis
She spoke out couple of days ago on her fears that the porn industry's signature phallus might be eroding in stature.
Rage Against the Capital Punishment Machine
You seem to be either for it, or against it; capital punishment, the great equalizer of individual cases against crimes of passion, has roused some of the most polarizing opinions on any subject. All of it is for good reason, too, because it's no laughing matter.

Instead of blithering on & on about the boring histor... continue reading
Dumb Ingredients for a Dumber Consumer
Chemicals! Additives! Preservatives! Names I can't pronounce! Soy! Peanuts! Nutritionists sound so smart & confident! Exclamation Points! Get on with it!

There's a growing trend amongst food product manufacturers & distributors, and it's setting a worse precedent than most consumers probably realize. That precedent... continue reading
An in-depth look at the mental disorder called "Politics"
An in-depth look at the mental disorder called "Politics", and the sick people ruining America.

I must warn you, this is simply a highly opinionated piece, a look at things from my point of view. Maybe you'll agree and maybe you will not, that is for you to decide.

We are ruled in this country by men and women of... continue reading
Seeking Experienced Mothers
Children are a precious treasure; they should be well taken care and cherished in every way. This seems to not be something that seems to be considered by some parents today. I have recently had someone tell me that a mother of 3, the oldest being over 10 years old, should be cut a break, an excuse for not caring for h... continue reading
Climate Change, Climate Shmange
After a 20 year study, Dr. Melton J. McFickletter, PhD, Associate Professor of Environmental Science at the renowned Bigelow Institute, declared that climate change is indeed, bad.

"Unless you love more frequent and stronger hurricanes, giant tornadoes, devastating tropical storms, rising seas levels, melting iceber... continue reading
Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 5: This Guy is a Liar
William O'Reilly, 63, is a man of the cloth (for the most part) and a man of few rational quips on cable television. Year by year, he vigorously campaigns on behalf of the church against secular ideals eroding the traditions he defends. And although Bill knows where his allegiance lies, he doesn't want you, the viewer,... continue reading
The Constitution: A Long Overdue Retirement
The amendments are something many people use now-a-days to give them an excuse to do certain acts. For instance, I'm tired of gun-toters clinging to the second amendment as a reason or excuse to not get rid of guns. Take that old yellow piece of paper and put it in a museum, retire it. Rewrite it, I'm not afraid that s... continue reading

Working with the Public: A Guide to Losing Faith in Humanity
I have witnessed firsthand the stupidity of the American people.

Cyprus Needs to Happen, So Stop Crying like a Bitch
Cyprus is one of the less known countries where the super rich flock stores their countless riches, which they pathologically hoard in their psychotic...

Does Monsanto Now Have a Vice Grip on the U.S.?
Good job, President Barrack Obama, you allowed the former attorney for Monsanto, Michael Taylor, to become commissioner of the FDA. Transparency be da...

Waking Up From the American Dream: The Reality of Corporatocracy
While onstage George Carlin once joked, "It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

Has racism evolved?
Welcome to the age where you can read all your magazines on an iPad, where cars talk to you and tell you which way to go, where toilets flush themselv...

Political Correctness, in Film Reviews!
On Thursday, March 21st, Karoli wrote what is titled, "Netflix CEO's Education Reform Views Sneak into House of Cards."

How to survive the binge drinking generation
If you are just considering alcoholism then this is for you.

A heard guided by scientists
We've hit a point in society where we believe our own immune systems couldn't possibly protect our bodies like science and the magic of the synthetic ...

Arizona's Student Constitution
Are civilians required to protect and defend their Constitution? Is it a responsibility of all Americans to fight in America's name?

Steven Crowder - Moral Guardian: Men Shouldn't Hit Women!
Roll out the red carpet - Steven Crowder is on the scene!

Keystones and Drones
What is all of this chatter about the Keystone pipeline?

Communism in America Part 1: The End of the World as We Know It
What is communism? Many think it is the end of the world as we know it, and they may very well be right.

People Really Do Need People
Just as Barbra Streisand sang in the movie, Funny Girl, people do really need people.

Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 4: This is Bull--BLANK!
On Tuesday, March 5th, 2013, O'Reilly got into a spat for the books with frequent guest Alan Colmes.

The global Chinese puppet theater
China has been rumbling away for the past decade like an unstoppable fiscal tank, diversifying, purchasing debt, expanding their military and talking ...

The Anti-Bullying Movement: Fools and...Bullies?
What is the problem, or rather, what are the problems with this movement?

That Copyright Thing
Ever since the demise of Aaron Schwartz, faux moral guardians everywhere went on tirades around the internet about how copyright is so bad. Is it real...

The Sequisition
The looming sequestration, which threatens to cause hundreds of thousands of Government employees to lose their jobs and otherwise wreak all sorts of ...

Icelandic Porn: Get It While It Exists!
What country is currently attempting to ban internet porn? Welcome to Iceland, ladies and gentlemen.

How close is Big Brother?
Are our governments actually trying to protect us from a looming threat, or are our governments themselves breaching our privacy in the name of some h...

Pass equals fail
Keep in mind that the political system has hills and valleys and there is nothing we, personally, can do to make a difference.

Boy Scouts Are Gay
In an article published by christianpost.com, I learned that the Boy Scouts of America visited the leaders of the Latter-day Saints, Southern Baptists...

Canada: For Sale; Dictatorships Save Big!
Welcome, shoppers! As you may well know by the title of this post, the country of Canada is up for grabs!

Fighting The Obvious
For years I've wondered why conservatives like myself seem to be at such a disadvantage.

Human rights is a Worker's Fight!
The Australian Labor movement and, I suspect, the Democratic movement in the United States, has been a victim of its successes.

What is the perfect man?
The perfect man is tall, dark, and handsome.

My Father's Religious Freedom
What does religious freedom actually mean?

3 Reasons You're Probably Indoctrinated
Think of television, education, and politics.

The Hunchback King
Known throughout history as the Hunchback King, recent events have brought this name-calling into controversy.

Hard Times in the Maritimes
These are hard times, indeed, and no one should have to be put through this.

It's Sex, It's free, why not?
A new app that's taking the cell phone generation to a new level of loneliness.

Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 3: NBC is Protecting Obama
That's the contention which Bill would like you, his faithful viewer, to believe.

Ohio Middle School Promotes Religions
Portrait of Jesus angers people around Ohio.

AMURICA the BYUTIFEL
America doesn't seem to be able to spell.

Paper over common sense?
Doing a better job than the losers in Donald Trump Halloween costumes doesn't seem to pay off.

Angry Burqas or (How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Drone Strikes)
I was thumbing through the app store on my phone the other day and found an interesting new game called Angry Burqas.

Yeah, Well, Erhm...TAXES!
And freeloaders! And food stamps!

Ireland's Church vs. State
While the US battles for equal marriage options in a fight for civil rights, Ireland is still battling for the separation of church and state.

I don't want your dick and I never will
No I'm not confused. No you can't watch. And no, your massive shaft won't make me straight.

Tow Our Line or Get The F*ck Out!
Groupthink is not appealing to me; never has been, never will be.

Skewed perceptions of beauty
No one can live up to the image that we have put out there.

Public Opinion
"Public calls! We've got the public on our side! Out of my way, guy with public opinion coming through!"

Striving for imperfection
It seems we have reached that rung in the ladder of our social and biological evolution where everyone either has, or wants something to be wrong with...

Kevin O'Leary: One Trick Pony
There are assholes, and then there are those who wish to be assholes. Kevin O'Leary is an obnoxious combination of both.

Let's Ban This, That, and Those Too
Probably the best story ever told. It should be banned.

More Shit That Just Pisses Me Off
And there's a lot of it...

Rape in America
Why is the subject of rape divisive? It sure as hell shouldn't be. Rape is something that I am pretty sure is accepted as something that is morally an...

The BP Oil Spill Conspiracy
Really...? Yes, really.

Rise of the Cynical Bastards
The Media is without a doubt mostly to blame for the trend of cynical bastards rising in prevalence.

Golf Sucks. It Really, Really Sucks
This is coming from a former hobbyist golfer, so take heed of my words.

Really? James Dobson blames gays, abortion for shootings
James Dobson, the founder of the social conservative Focus on the Family, blames Americans who have turned their back on God for the shootings.

God vs. Mental Illness
Twenty-seven people have paid the price for our country's mistakes.

The Hubris of Man
You can pass law after law in attempting to correct the ills, but it will never solve the problem.

Banned!
If the sole purpose of a firearm is mass murder, it should be banned from civilian ownership.

Happy "Gimme!" Days, One and All
What about the rampant greed and lunacy that breaks out like an annual case of bad ACNE in time for the holidays?

The Fiscal Cliff Notes
My wife thinks our family budget is nearing the "Fiscal Cliff" because we canít afford her buying brand new $100 shoes once a month.

News Corp. Secretly Romances Monopoly
Does anyone here know what the blazes News Corp. is supposed to be?

Oh Bill Maher, There You Go Again...
Even the high and mighty have their biases. Here is Bill Maher on the Jewish Journal thinking he's being factual on the Israel/Palestine conflict...

Fox's "The War on Christmas" Meme 2012
This meme goes against every positive thing about the holidays, rendering Fox News as a bunch of asshole hypocrites.

Dr. Keith Ablow, Accidental Psychiatrist, Plays Armchair Psychiatrist Instead
...on Fox News, which makes this man hilarious and appear pretty empty-headed.

So, you want to date an Atheist? (Pt. 2)
So you STILL want to go on your first date with an Atheist?

Hey Hostess, You Can Eat My Twinkie
Hostess did one better and "Ate the Union's Lunch."

Should the government do more to discourage cigarette smoking?
The government should seriously think what they have to do to reduce this plague.

The X-Factor - polishing turds for our consumption
Each year The X-Factor pulls turds off the street and polishes them. But how long before the shine wears off and the turd shows through?

The "Canada Economic Action Plan" is a Sham
God damn it, my fellow Canadians, god freaking damn it.

Masochism Is Not a Crime
Adults can't buy and sell sex?

Church & State: (Not) A Love Story
Like white on rice. The sticky kind.

What is this country coming too?
Is this going to fizzle out soon, or is this just the tip of the ice burgh?

Libertarianism: The Cult
David Koresh ain't got shit on us!

Contracts in Music, and What's Wrong with Them
I'm baffled as to why contracts should even be present in music at all.

So, you want to date an Atheist?
So you have decided to go on your first date with (gasp!) an Atheist.

Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 2: Traditional America is Gone
Old, decidedly senile, blatantly racist, and as is typical with most of the Fox crew, takes liberty with his positions whenever deemed necessary.

Abraham Lincoln: Literally Hitler
Before you run out and see Lincoln, you should read about how much of a douche he was!

Introducing Chad Tycoon, future King of the UK
Chad Tycoon is a wealthy man who employs the Sultan of Brunei to be his footstool. You get the picture.

Secession: The first element to a civil war
Apparently a lot of people are pissed off about the election results, and they'll do anything in their powers to show it.

Stephen Harper is the Antithesis to Canadian Values
In 2011 Harper's government was given the green light to perpetuate their assault on environmental, fiscal, and social integrity for Canada.

The Communist Ideal
Both Capitalism and Communism are context-specific. In environments of scarcity, capitalism reigns supreme. In environments of abundance, capitalism m...

Serious relationships are (almost) a thing of the past
The good old days of crushes, dates, and respect are out the door. Say hello to our future: guilt, desperation, and hooking up.

The Love Agenda
I have yet to hear or read a satisfactory reason as to why a same-sex couple does not have all the rights enjoyed by a straight couple.

Why We Arenít As Progressive As We Think We Are
A very wise family member said, "Well, I guess the country was more prepared for a black man to lead than a woman."

United State of Whatever
Elections aren't for everyone. Politics in general really. But it's just one hell of a pain in the ass to avoid.

On Election Day, 47% was the Majority
The "47%" consist of those people who think life is unfair and they want government to make it fair.

Latino is the New Black
The results are in, and to no ones surprise, Latinoís overwhelmingly voted to put Barack Obama back into office for another four years.

Buckle Your Bible-Belt
Here in the south, people support their britches with a good ol' bible-belt.

So...Now What?
Election has been brutal. Feet are tired, knuckles hurt, throats are dry, fingers throb and brains are pounding. Friendships have ended, families have...

Will The World End In 2012?
The world is predicted to end in just two months!

Voting for Idiots
What rights do those who have nothing to say have?

The Outside Look at the Inside Hollow
I have come to discover a little-known fact about America, and that it has recently gone through what's called a general election.

WE WARNED YOU!
A look forward into the next four yearsÖ

Voting and Shitty Restaurants: A Metaphor
Voting is stupid. Instead, you should take huge dumps.

So Many Broken Promises
The list of broken promises made by Mr. Obama goes to literally hundreds.

A Wager with Her Majesty
We are witnesses to mass devolution to a disillusioned and disunited people, or peoples.

Romney wins the popular vote
Ok, Romney isnít president Ė yet. But, being Halloween, I wanted to scare some liberals.

Is The Climate Change Fraud Finally Behind Us?
As we begin to assess the damage Sandy has caused, we sit and wait for the shitstorm to begin.

Cops Donít Want To Be On Camera Anymore
Pass the laws to make it illegal for you to film or take pictures of any police officer. What?

Tragedy: Good for Politicians, Bad for Those Affected
Hurricane Sandy seems to have done her numbers.

What the Hippies Taught America and How Occupy Didnít Listen
They refused to play the governmentís game and in doing so, they created the greatest counter-cultural movement in history.

A Republic of Rape
The republican party treats a grieves crime as rape justifiable and how women have no rights in their ideal world.

Scientology- Sponsored by the Federal Government
Make no mistake about it, Scientology is a huge, huge business.

Can't a girl just say hello?
You may have heard this a million times by now, (I know I have) of how men love the chase. I always believed this to a certain extent, but now I am re...

Why You Should Disregard Presidential Debates
Amidst the obnoxious buzzing of the beltway media as demanded by their corporatist overlords is an obscured third-party voice.

Lance Armstrong Got Run Over
Seven-time Tour de France champion, Lance Armstrong, was run over this week.

Iím Tired of Our Love Affair with Teachers
Is there anyone else out there, like me, who is sick and tired of the national meme that teachers are sacrosanct and above all reproach?

Government and Alcohol Ė An Unseen Relationship
Government can be compared to alcohol. This is an attempt to understand that relationship.

I need a husband!
Forget the phony, democrat-conspired war on women! The real war on women is making us think we can be productive, valid members of society all on our ...

V for Vendetta
Are the hackers modern Guy Fawkes, modern rebels?

Iím Not a Page in a Binder; Iím a Pawn in a Game of Badly Played Chess
Letís forget about the fact that he didnít ask for those binders, they had to be foisted upon him by MASSGAP.

Stop War. Stop the Troops. Stop Support.
Why should people support the military? This is a simple question, but at the same time, its implications are almost blasphemous.

How Gen. Y decides who they will vote for President (according to Gen. X.)
Obviously we are all choosing our vote based on their celebrity endorsements, right?

The Biggest Scam Ever Played
Looking back at President Obamaís first term, can we, as a nation, honestly assess exactly what heís accomplished, and more importantly, what he hasní...

What We (Should Have) Learned From Sandusky
ďMommy, that old man touched me in a weird place.Ē ďThatís impossible! The football team he helps coach wins a lot!Ē

Mitt Romney: Draft Dodger or Selfless servant of the Lord?
Ann Romney tries (again) to paint her husband as a selfless, giving individual.

Fox News out to destroy CNN's Candy Crowley
Watch out Mrs. Crowley, Fox News has set its sights on your employed status at CNN.

Paul Ryanís Single Chance to Redeem Himself
Paul Ryan called me today. I was about to hang up, but his was supposed to be a telephone Town Hall meeting with Congressman Paul Ryan.

Watch out for Honey Boo Boo
How people in the south react to our poster family of rednecks.

The True Tragedy of Amanda Todd
I will share with you, some of the more disturbing details of the average teenage girl.

The Lesser of Two Evils
If your main argument for choosing Barack Obama or Mitt Romney for president has anything to do with one being less evil then the other, I'm so glad y...

To Hell with the Facts!
With the 2012 Presidential Election looming, the subject on your mind at this moment is probably the future of this country.

Governor Ladybinders Needs To Learn To Make His Own Dinner
So, women make $0.78 to every manís dollar? And people are surprised by this?

Recycling - What A Waste
As Iím sure you can tell by my opening, Iím no fan of recycling, especially state-enforced recycling.

Of Binders and B.S.: Mitt Romney takes another swing at connecting with Americans for an epic miss
So, for those of us who live in caves Mitt Romney opened his mouth at the second Presidential Debate of 2012 last night and surprisingly, another load...

And the Debates Continue to Ignore Everything
So far in all debates between the candidates the issues that really matter have been absolutely ignored.

President Obama is a Racist
Why is Obama a racist? I donít know. But, here are some classic examples of his blatant racism.

If Itís Delayed It Isn't News
Why canít our news be as real as what we see in the serialized fiction we gobble up on network television each night?

What happens in Vegas
Las Vegas exists solely as a stereotype of itself so that you and I can afford to lose a thousand bucks on slot machines, vomit in public elevators an...

Religion in Politics
The worst thing to happen to modern day Politics would have to be the overuse of Religion to sway votes.

No, you are not!
Wonderings as to why a commonly used phase around American dinner tables isnít considered a faux pas.

How Romney Could Screw America
Mitt Romney has shown me that he is the guy that will say anything to get into Americaís pants.

What Really Pisses me Off
Recycling, ribbons, politically uninformed, NFL players in Pink, pussies, face libertarians, what's do they have in common?

Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly: I Won the Rumble!
Bill O'Reilly is, as expected, not owning up to how much devastation he incurred by the likes of Jon Stewart, especially when he called him 'The Mayor...

The Numbers of a Sure Loser
As most of us have noticed over the last couple of weeks, the economic numbers coming out of Washington have appeared overly, and oddly, positive.

The Circus Continues: The 2012 Vice Presidential Debate
After listening to the responses from the debate it seems that Americans are very dissatisfied with what they see. The undecided and swing voters are ...

A Question from the back: Election facts for dummies
The presidential debate is coming up and many voters are on the fence. Trying to make a choice based on all the evasiveness and mudslinging is like ta...

Bar Stars: Douchebags, Sluts, Cougars, and Creeps
We all see funny characters when we go to the bars. Whether it is just a get together with friends, watching your favorite sports team, or hitting on ...

Ethnic Dating in the Digital Age
Ms. Dalai Mismaladoop and Mr. Chang Choo Jones are two 40-year old virgins, who wear their anal promise rings with pride. Looking for love on line is...

An Ugly Theory of Reality
"We are gathering here to participate in this noble gesture and help everyone who needs it. Our politicians have given up half their salaries for the ...

Danny calls to get people to vote for President Obama
(President Obama is a Sephardic Jew!!)

One Debate, Two Candidates, and No Solutions
So a black guy and a Mormon walk onto a stage to convince everyone that theyíre the best choice for President. The Mormon boasts of his magical underp...

Bye, Bye Big Bird
Even those of us who didnít tune into the presidential debate or those who did and fell asleep already know that Romney wants to cut off Big Birdís he...

Hannity does it Again
Fox Newsís Sean Hannity goes wild over a 2007 Obama speech that had gotten enough and more press during the 2008 election, but not according to him.

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