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Jimmy Kimmel's Trump monologue On Tuesday Jimmy Kimmel took the stage for the opening monologue of his nightly show. What he said about Trump is what everyone should listen, whether you're a fan or fag (well, let's call everyone who truly dislikes him a fag, just for the sake of it, for not reason). You can see the entire monologue in the end of this piece, but let's just bring out a few lines that we feel are the most important ones. I want to speak to those of you who voted for Donald Trump.... continue reading  Political articles latest in Political Trump afraid Mueller investigation will look into his tax returns Trump's team is doing its best to block the special counsel Robert S. Mueller III's Russia investigation. Part of what he seems to be worried about is... Trump, desperate for fame, fakes Time magazine covers with his own picture The president from the movie Idiocracy who we call Trump, the man so desperate for fame and his cover on Time magazine, has made his own fake covers a... Donald Trump's wall problems Donald Trump, the unfortunate 45th president of the United States, as one of his main promises to the people who elected him, he said that he will bui... latest in Legal Americans still way behind Canada when it comes to weed While Trump, together with his sidekick, Attorney General Jeff Sessions, are considering reverting back to the old school method of drug enforcement b... An End to the Marijuana Prohibition? With weed being legalized recreationally in two states (though one with many restrictions), will weed someday be federally legal? The Sick Truth Behind Washington's Attempt to Legalize Pot Initiative 502 will actually make Cannabis more illegal by legalizing it. The driving policies especially could end up sending innocent people to jail... latest in Militarish Flight MH17: Searching for the truth It’s one of the greatest war crimes of modern times – and the truth still hasn’t been told. On July 17th 2014 at about 16:20 local time, Malaysia Airl... latest in Religious The root cause of Pedophile Priests are women..wait, what? Raymond Leo Burke, an American cardinal prelate of the Catholic Church and a leader of its conservative wing, spoke out some time ago about the proble... Why we don't need religion For many years religion has been seen as a bastion of hope for many people of faith. My experience is quite the opposite. Growing up I never really be... I don't want to be a Christian I have been a believer in God and the Bible for a relatively short time, even though I grew up in the church. I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior m... latest in OP John McCain's 2016 challenger urges him to resign because of brain cancer diagnosis Kelli Ward, the osteopathic physician who failed to beat McCain in Republican primary in 2016, has urged McCain to resign after it was revealed McCain... I don't want your dick and I never will No I'm not confused. No you can't watch. And no, your massive shaft won't make me straight. Trump's speech hailed as brilliant Trump gave a long speech in Poland. I read the full transcript from The Australian, and then read the comments under it - one thing you should never d... latest in Noidea The Return of Game of Thrones! Game of Thrones has finally returned to our screens with season seven. If you have been missing the tantric scenes and gory violence then the wait if ... Can Medical Cannabis Slow the Progression of Alzheimer's? With medical cannabis being on the forefront of many people's minds across industry and needs, there are questions about what medical cannabis can hel... The Dream of Winning the Lottery Winning the lottery is a dream for many of us out there. Perhaps this is because it's an equaliser. Most extremely wealthy people are born with a silv... latest in News Trump gets it wrong again, says Amazon doesn't pay taxes On Wednesday Trump tweeted: Amazon is doing great damage to tax paying retailers. Towns, cities and states throughout the U.S. are being hurt - many j... Trump approval rating hits new low - 36 percent According to the new Gallup poll the approval rating for president Trump has hit a new low after the failure to pass a new health care bill. Trump claims he is reducing national dept $400 million a day Another day, another tweet. Trump has just asked in Twitter why the media has not reported his big achievement of lowering the national debt by $12 bi... 9th Circuit Court declines quick reinstatement of the travel ban 9th Circuit Court declines a quick reinstatement of the travel ban ordered by Trump Jan 27th. However, later today things may change again. Answering about the travel ban, trump has called the judge a "so-called judge" and by doing that, as a president, possibly insulted the entire concept of legal system and the t... continue reading Trump and America: A Made Match? There has been a furious battle cry from protestors, the media, and the internet due to the inauguration of President Trump. Executive orders have been passed to construct the wall on the Mexican border and to repeal the Affordable Care Act (the replacement is under construction). Trump has not stopped harnessing the p... continue reading When Nature Calls The year 1998 saw the publication of my third book. Of all my books this remains unrelated to any of my 70-odd others, all of which have some link to others – etymology, travel, the paranormal, photography may not seem related but in some way each subject led to the next. This was not the case with number three. My ... continue reading Trump's great, great wall will be paid by American tax payers? Trump's longstanding promise to build a great, great wall, and get Mexicans to pay for it might be only half true. While the promise to build the wall stands, and according to sources Trump will be announcing it very soon, the part where Mexicans will pay for it is somewhat questionable, even though sort of stands ... continue reading Why is online dating so popular? People use online dating now more than ever before, and there are many reasons behind that. Our computers and smart devices make it easy for us to contact new people; no need to meet new partners face-to-face in clubs and bars like we used to do in the past. These days, you only need to sign-up to a dating site and you... continue reading 18 million to lose insurance once Trump in office? Trump has said that the first thing in his to-do list after he has taken office will be repealing Obamacare. While the president-elect's claim is that all Americans will get a less expensive beautiful insurance with lower premiums and deductibles, insurance that will be so good that it will cover everyone, a report by ... continue reading Obama commutes Chelsea Manning's sentence While some might say 'too little, too late', Obama has commuted the remaining prison sentence of Chelsea Manning, or to be exact, all but four months of the remaining 28-year sentence. Chelsea Manning was convicted in 2010 and sentenced to 35 years in jail for leaking documents relating to American military and dip... continue reading Trumps choice Betsy DeVos called unfit for job Betsy DeVos, Trump's pick for Secretary of Education, came under fire from democrats who were calling the member of the Republican Party unfit for the... Businessman Trump and President Trump Running a business and running a country can very similar. One person will be in charge and answer to a larger group, they have to think what best hel... Do people still go out clubbing? Society has changed over the past twenty years, especially now that people can have access to so much entertainment just by browsing the internet. Trump was an eight-year-old bully yesterday, and will be tomorrow The sad truth is that we do need to accept the man as a president. But that's not what people are doing. People have actually started saying that he m... Biscuit is NOT a Colour! I loathe decorating. 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The self-proclaimed guardian of the world should lead by example The International Criminal Court, or in short, ICC, is an international tribunal based in The Hague is the Netherlands. It's job, responsibility, is t... Do We Know What Religious Freedom Means? There are two principles that the US was built on that seem to have lost their meaning: religious freedom and freedom of speech. Masses claim that the... Requiem for a Means-Test The recently and unfortunately re-elected Governor of my state yesterday signed into law a policy that would require drug testing on welfare recipient... Bless You and All That Crap I'm an Atheist so I don't normally invoke anything having to do with God or religion. That being said, God and religion are perpetually importuned upo... The Interview I’ve wanted to watch The Interview since May, when I was sitting in a movie theater and I saw a preview for the Seth Rogen and James Franco film about... 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Shaking Hands With Beef Trees George III is most famous for his loss of the thirteen British colonies to country riff raff. Many of us are the spawn of them country bumpkins. The c... Vae Victis Our predicament is much like the animals, I tell you. I myself am thinking of going the way of the West African black rhino, or maybe the golden toad.... Gays Are Not Declared Equal Under the Constitution? Bill O'Reilly, of the cloth, of the order of defending Christmas from all who would ravage it, and of the school of thought which cherishes the Consti... Bill O'Reilly - Moral Guardian: Humanizing Tony Soprano Bill O'Reilly, the staunch defender of all things good and pure in the world today, is looking out for you, America! And what menace deserves his deri... Scientology in the Classroom? European school systems have a long tradition of mandated religious education, which is becoming more difficult to implement as growing religious dive... 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We live in a world of near absolute chaos, with an incredibly sma... Rage Against the Capital Punishment Machine You seem to be either for it, or against it; capital punishment, the great equalizer of individual cases against crimes of passion, has roused some of... Dumb Ingredients for a Dumber Consumer Chemicals! Additives! Preservatives! Names I can't pronounce! Soy! Peanuts! Nutritionists sound so smart & confident! Exclamation Points! Get on with ... An in-depth look at the mental disorder called "Politics" An in-depth look at the mental disorder called "Politics", and the sick people ruining America. Seeking Experienced Mothers What if you were 4 years old and your parents takes you outside into a strange area never to come back to you? Climate Change, Climate Shmange After a 20 year study, Dr. Melton J. McFickletter, PhD, Associate Professor of Environmental Science at the renowned Bigelow Institute, declared that ... Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 5: This Guy is a Liar William O'Reilly, 63, is a man of the cloth (for the most part) and a man of few rational quips on cable television. Year by year, he vigorously campa... The Constitution: A Long Overdue Retirement The amendments are something many people use now-a-days to give them an excuse to do certain acts. Working with the Public: A Guide to Losing Faith in Humanity I have witnessed firsthand the stupidity of the American people. Cyprus Needs to Happen, So Stop Crying like a Bitch Cyprus is one of the less known countries where the super rich flock stores their countless riches, which they pathologically hoard in their psychotic... Does Monsanto Now Have a Vice Grip on the U.S.? Good job, President Barrack Obama, you allowed the former attorney for Monsanto, Michael Taylor, to become commissioner of the FDA. Transparency be da... Waking Up From the American Dream: The Reality of Corporatocracy While onstage George Carlin once joked, "It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." Has racism evolved? Welcome to the age where you can read all your magazines on an iPad, where cars talk to you and tell you which way to go, where toilets flush themselv... Political Correctness, in Film Reviews! On Thursday, March 21st, Karoli wrote what is titled, "Netflix CEO's Education Reform Views Sneak into House of Cards." A heard guided by scientists We've hit a point in society where we believe our own immune systems couldn't possibly protect our bodies like science and the magic of the synthetic ... Arizona's Student Constitution Are civilians required to protect and defend their Constitution? Is it a responsibility of all Americans to fight in America's name? Steven Crowder - Moral Guardian: Men Shouldn't Hit Women! Roll out the red carpet - Steven Crowder is on the scene! In Gosh We Trust Holy cow! My word! Jiminy Crickets! When something surprising or unbelievable happens, what's your go-to phrase of exclamation? Keystones and Drones What is all of this chatter about the Keystone pipeline? Your complaint matters: but it bloody shouldn't You may be one of 2200 people who had the time to call into a hotline recently and complain about the sketch. Communism in America Part 1: The End of the World as We Know It What is communism? Many think it is the end of the world as we know it, and they may very well be right. People Really Do Need People Just as Barbra Streisand sang in the movie, Funny Girl, people do really need people. Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 4: This is Bull--BLANK! On Tuesday, March 5th, 2013, O'Reilly got into a spat for the books with frequent guest Alan Colmes. 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Juvie For A 10-Year-Old According to FoxNews.com, two males brought weapons onto their school campus with a plot to kill a classmate. 3 Reasons You're Probably Indoctrinated Think of television, education, and politics. The Hunchback King Known throughout history as the Hunchback King, recent events have brought this name-calling into controversy. Hard Times in the Maritimes These are hard times, indeed, and no one should have to be put through this. It's Sex, It's free, why not? A new app that's taking the cell phone generation to a new level of loneliness. Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 3: NBC is Protecting Obama That's the contention which Bill would like you, his faithful viewer, to believe. Ohio Middle School Promotes Religions Portrait of Jesus angers people around Ohio. The Helpless Canadian The Trials and Tribulations of the Helpless Canadian Former Holmes Fluffer Worried about Health of Jeremy's Penis She spoke out couple of days ago on her fears that the porn industry's signature phallus might be eroding in stature. AMURICA the BYUTIFEL America doesn't seem to be able to spell. Paper over common sense? Doing a better job than the losers in Donald Trump Halloween costumes doesn't seem to pay off. School Shootings and Santa Claus: Ho, Ho, Holy Crap! I'm angry. Furious really. Livid. Angry Burqas or (How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Drone Strikes) I was thumbing through the app store on my phone the other day and found an interesting new game called Angry Burqas. Yeah, Well, Erhm...TAXES! And freeloaders! And food stamps! Ireland's Church vs. State While the US battles for equal marriage options in a fight for civil rights, Ireland is still battling for the separation of church and state. Tow Our Line or Get The F*ck Out! 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The Fiscal Cliff Notes My wife thinks our family budget is nearing the "Fiscal Cliff" because we can’t afford her buying brand new $100 shoes once a month. News Corp. Secretly Romances Monopoly Does anyone here know what the blazes News Corp. is supposed to be? Oh Bill Maher, There You Go Again... Even the high and mighty have their biases. Here is Bill Maher on the Jewish Journal thinking he's being factual on the Israel/Palestine conflict... Fox's "The War on Christmas" Meme 2012 This meme goes against every positive thing about the holidays, rendering Fox News as a bunch of asshole hypocrites. Dr. Keith Ablow, Accidental Psychiatrist, Plays Armchair Psychiatrist Instead ...on Fox News, which makes this man hilarious and appear pretty empty-headed. So, you want to date an Atheist? (Pt. 2) So you STILL want to go on your first date with an Atheist? Hey Hostess, You Can Eat My Twinkie Hostess did one better and "Ate the Union's Lunch." Should the government do more to discourage cigarette smoking? The government should seriously think what they have to do to reduce this plague. The X-Factor - polishing turds for our consumption Each year The X-Factor pulls turds off the street and polishes them. But how long before the shine wears off and the turd shows through? The "Canada Economic Action Plan" is a Sham God damn it, my fellow Canadians, god freaking damn it. Masochism Is Not a Crime Adults can't buy and sell sex? Church & State: (Not) A Love Story Like white on rice. The sticky kind. Auntie's 90th Birthday – A Hearty Defence of the BBC The British have a problem. What is this country coming too? Is this going to fizzle out soon, or is this just the tip of the ice burgh? Libertarianism: The Cult David Koresh ain't got shit on us! Contracts in Music, and What's Wrong with Them I'm baffled as to why contracts should even be present in music at all. So, you want to date an Atheist? So you have decided to go on your first date with (gasp!) an Atheist. Bill "Sore Loser" O'Reilly 2: Traditional America is Gone Old, decidedly senile, blatantly racist, and as is typical with most of the Fox crew, takes liberty with his positions whenever deemed necessary. Abraham Lincoln: Literally Hitler Before you run out and see Lincoln, you should read about how much of a douche he was! Introducing Chad Tycoon, future King of the UK Chad Tycoon is a wealthy man who employs the Sultan of Brunei to be his footstool. You get the picture. Secession: The first element to a civil war Apparently a lot of people are pissed off about the election results, and they'll do anything in their powers to show it. Stephen Harper is the Antithesis to Canadian Values In 2011 Harper's government was given the green light to perpetuate their assault on environmental, fiscal, and social integrity for Canada. The Communist Ideal Both Capitalism and Communism are context-specific. 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Scientology- Sponsored by the Federal Government Make no mistake about it, Scientology is a huge, huge business. Can't a girl just say hello? You may have heard this a million times by now, (I know I have) of how men love the chase. I always believed this to a certain extent, but now I am re... Why You Should Disregard Presidential Debates Amidst the obnoxious buzzing of the beltway media as demanded by their corporatist overlords is an obscured third-party voice. Lance Armstrong Got Run Over Seven-time Tour de France champion, Lance Armstrong, was run over this week. I’m Tired of Our Love Affair with Teachers Is there anyone else out there, like me, who is sick and tired of the national meme that teachers are sacrosanct and above all reproach? Government and Alcohol – An Unseen Relationship Government can be compared to alcohol. This is an attempt to understand that relationship. I need a husband! Forget the phony, democrat-conspired war on women! 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